Kommander's Check-in Thread

At least, if you do, make sure it's set to blow and not suck.

I figured it out. I had to recalibrate the control panel to fit my hands and read my specific brain patterns. Unfortunately, I discovered the recalibration activator by accident and, long story short, instead of using my hands on the console, I have to use my penis. I'm going to try to properly recalibrate it, but if I fail I still have full control of the ship.

Do you need a viagra? or perhaps a penis? I have one that I might be willing to give up for a price. I will sell cheep. It hass been used a bit at a truck stop prostitution ring. It cleans up real nice and you can just scrape off the crust and scabs.

I went too far with that last part I think.

I did not encounter any sort of "law" enforcement today, but I was at one point intercepted by warlords and they took bites of all the food.

Good to know that the aliens are looking out for you.

next time, if you could, I don't like anchovies on my pizza. I am going to have to have the other warlords kneecap you if you do that again.

You have to probe yourself to stick the landing gear.

This thread is a weird flex

Yep.

So, did you have a point to make or do you just like pointing out things that are obvious to everyone?

I have continued to successfully evade the federal agents/mercenaries sent to harass protestors and delivery boys. Also, I've temporarily relocated to my basement so I can install new flooring, paint, and otherwise renovate my bedroom. The aliens will never find me down here.

You and @Diacanu should talk, he’s been living in his mom’s basement for years.

I was detained by a police officer today. He pulled me over for running a yellow light that, in his estimation, I could have stopped for. He let me go with a warning and no tear gas was used.

Man, that was a close one.

If you lived in Salt Lake City, your nickname would be "Moroni". Just sayin'...

I'm a master of observation. You're very observant to point that out.