Let's say your going to pop for (no, that's not right), spring for (no, try again), decide to purchase a lap-dance at one's local emporium that deals in such services. How to best forsee a good experience? For me it was two-fold. 1) My very favorite-est dancer (and a dear friend & all-around sweetheart too) 2) The DJ plays the album cut of Joe Walsh's Rocky Mountain Way. Edit:I actually felt a little guilty about the Joe Walsh bit, paid half again for the price of that dance.
[YT="Rocky Mountain Way"]BP0o_ZzRjUE[/YT] It's a good tune from a member of the Eagles, and it's nearly twice as long as the average dance number. Now if he'd played Skynard's Free Bird live off of the Gold & Platinum album at 15 minutes, that would have been bitchin'!
Beats having Joe Walsh give you a lap dance to a stripper's version of the song - played on a ukelele. Or so I've heard.
I still remember buying the wife her first lap dance, from the cute short haired blonde she'd picked out. Imagine my joy when the opening chords of Tool's Lateralus come on. That's nine minutes I'll never forget.
How unfortunate you don't have someone at HOME to perform this service for you. It's a terrible thing to have to rely on the kindness of strangers, y'all. And there could be extenuating circumstances when at home as well.
DJ plays too many songs that long and the girls are going to hooker stomp his ass in the alley at about 2:10 AM.
Well here's one sign it's time to find another strip club.....or maybe not! Clip may seem a bit creepy, but no nudity or graphic language: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ISBeBuVKXL0
I was really hoping for Joe's Life's Been Good for the second number, but got another old standard of his instead, 3 minutes or so. She got 5 songs out of me anyway, it was worth it.
