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  1. Camren

    Camren Probably a Dual

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    ... is the most overcrowded piece of shit city in the world. I'm not that widely travelled but I doubt there's too many places in the world more crowded than London.

    I fucking hate it. It seems that half the cunts that live and work here are not even from London. Fucking interlopers just taking up space on public transport, housing, hospitals, shops, the very fucking streets and pavements. I can't even walk down my road without running into a mass of people. And I live in the East End of London. Or more accurately, the arse end of London.

    Yet there's so many people living here. Why? Why are people attracted to shitholes? The country is not full up as some people say. But London bloody well is.
    Think it's time to forcibly disperse much of the population of London to more deserted regions of the country...

    *Yeah I had a shitty, suffocating journey into work this morning on the London Underground, so I want to vent a bit. :mad:
  2. oldfella1962

    oldfella1962 the only real finish line

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    Last time I was there was 1983 - I would like to visit again (but not live there.)
  3. El Chup

    El Chup Fuck Trump Deceased Member Git

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    Not all of it's a shithole, at least not where I live.

    But yes, the East is definately a shithole.

    I'm reasoably well travelled and I can definately say that there are far worse shitholes inside and outside of the UK. Maybe you need to move to South or West London.
  4. Dan Leach

    Dan Leach Climbing Staff Member Moderator

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    I said that years ago and got villified.
    All big cities are pretty bad
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  5. Ancalagon

    Ancalagon Scalawag Administrator Formerly Important

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    I've seen the documentary television series on you people.


    This explains alot. :chris:
  6. El Chup

    El Chup Fuck Trump Deceased Member Git

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    Bullshit. It just depends whereabouts you live in the city. My area is nice.
  7. RickDeckard

    RickDeckard Socialist

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    I like London.

    But then I like all big cities, it seems.
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  8. Darkening

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    South is a shithole now.

    Unless you mean the outer south which is quite nice.
  9. El Chup

    El Chup Fuck Trump Deceased Member Git

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    Yeah, pretty much.
  10. Camren

    Camren Probably a Dual

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    I don't mind shitholes, it's shitholes that have too many people that pisses me off!
  11. El Chup

    El Chup Fuck Trump Deceased Member Git

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    Then go to Mumbai. Not many people there.
  12. Clyde

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    I'd be hard pressed to come up with a more accurate description of Los Angeles.

    Misguided sexuality.

    Start with the ugly ones.





    Another problem around here is the constant deluge of tourists clogging our streets, amusement parks*, and beaches. Any suggestions?









    *If you ever make your way out to Southern California, stop by Knott's Berry Farm. No crowds, great rides and good eats.
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  13. El Chup

    El Chup Fuck Trump Deceased Member Git

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    Shoot zem. Shoot zem all.
  14. Camren

    Camren Probably a Dual

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    Not many tourists visit my dump of a hometown but can't get away from them when going to/leaving work. I work just a few minutes way from St Paul's Cathedral and the number of people that want to visit this medieval monstrosity is unreal.
    Stop taking pictures and get the fuck outta my way, I'm late for work AGAIN. :mad:
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  15. El Chup

    El Chup Fuck Trump Deceased Member Git

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    You work extremely close to me!
  16. Uncle Albert

    Uncle Albert Part beard. Part machine.

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    I journeyed to work this morning in a personal vehicle I had all to myself. Traffic was pretty light (because I get away with waking up late), and the only distractions were road noise and the old Aerosmith tunes I was listening to.

    :diacanu:
  17. PGT

    PGT Fuck the fuck off

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    Meh. London's busy. I try not to use the underground too often (don't need to for work) or get buses in rush hour. It helps.
  18. Midnight Funeral

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    I've heard that there are more people in London than in Scotland, Wales and Northern Ireland combined.
  19. El Chup

    El Chup Fuck Trump Deceased Member Git

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    You heard wrong.

    The three combined equals around 10m, whereas London is between 7 to 8m.
  20. armalyte

    armalyte Unsafe for everyone.

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    I lived there for half a year, and I hated the last five months, much for the same reasons you quote.

    Normally speaking I like big cities. London isn't a "big city". It's an insane, overcrowded conglomerate of merged suburbs, with a completely non-functional public transportation system, completely screwed up roads, buildings, city planning...
  21. El Chup

    El Chup Fuck Trump Deceased Member Git

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    Yes, but you, like many others, come from a rather quiet and uninteresting country, so I can understand how you might feel it overwhelming. Hell, I grew up in Hertfordshire so even for me its pretty hectic.

    I think the problem with London is that it's whatever you get out of it, in other words if you are making use of the great resturants, nightspots and so on, and are here for a professional career then there's so much to get out of the city. However, if you earn a low wage and don't get to use what the city offers then the place, I can understand, is lacking.
  22. $corp

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    I visited the North-West coast of America this summer, and the East coast last year and I didn't like the insane amount of people there. It really made me appreciate my own part of the world. It's nice to have the great restaurants, nightspots, etc. but if it's taking you more than an hour to go to work and an hour to come back, it's just not worth it.

    You might go to a great restaurant or a nightclub once or twice a week. But you have to put up with traffic or fighting crowds every single day.
  23. El Chup

    El Chup Fuck Trump Deceased Member Git

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    Well, fortunately for me, where I live is reasonably quiet and civilised so I get to get away from it once I leave the office.
  24. Ebeneezer Goode

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    I love visiting London, but living there would drive me nuts. Well, more nuts.

    I also don't get the hate for the tube, rarely had trouble on it - and compared to steaming pile of refried monkey shit we have for public transport in Manchester, it's excellent.
  25. Paladin

    Paladin Overjoyed Man of Liberty

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    Some free advice? Don't put Mexico City, Beijing, or Mumbai on your travel plan. :diacanu:

    And I looooooooove London. I'd love to go back and stay a week or two. So much to do and see.
  26. Darkening

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    Never had any problems with the tube, if the train was packed i would make sure i'm opposite a cute bird, then when the train lurches i dive face first in to her tits.
  27. Camren

    Camren Probably a Dual

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    Try travelling on the Central Line every weekday from 9.30 to 5.30 and you'll change your opinion of the Underground. ;)
    To be fair, other than rush hour on the Central Line, the tube network isn't too bad. Certainly beats the buses...
  28. Clyde

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    Sounds like Coast Highway in Laguna Beach (a scenic stretch of road hugging California's coast) There is a steady stream of tourists* driving 5 mph (that's -4.2 million kph for our metric friends) through the city.

    They're easy to spot, one hand on the steering wheel and the other hand pointing out things everyone on board should want to see.

    :ualbert:







    *To be fair tourists shouldn't shoulder all the blame, there are plenty of hammer holes who can't flow with traffic regardless of situation.
  29. RickDeckard

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    I'm not getting the problem with the Tube either. It's as good as any other public transport system I've seen.
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  30. Uncle Albert

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    About to drive back home with no one sitting next to me. Departure and arrival times at the exact moments of my choosing.

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