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Baba was a mute boy who lived in a small town. He was a loner and didn't have many friends. He spent most of his time alone, reading and watching movies.

One day, Baba saw an interview with actresses Grace Park and Tricia Helfer on TV. He was immediately smitten with them. He started watching their movies and TV shows, and he even started reading their interviews.

Baba became obsessed with Grace Park and Tricia Helfer. He started stalking them. He would follow them around town, and he would take pictures of them. He even broke into their homes on a few occasions.

Eventually, Baba was caught. He was arrested and charged with stalking. He was found guilty and sentenced to jail time.

While in jail, Baba started to write a book about his obsession with Grace Park and Tricia Helfer. The book was a bestseller, and it made Baba famous.

After he was released from jail, Baba started a new life. He moved to Los Angeles and became a successful writer. He also started a family.

One day, Baba received a call from Grace Park and Tricia Helfer. They had read his book, and they wanted to meet him. Baba was thrilled. He met with Grace Park and Tricia Helfer, and they became friends.

Baba is now a successful writer and a happy family man. He is grateful for the opportunity to have met Grace Park and Tricia Helfer, and he is glad that he was able to turn his life around.

One day, Baba was walking down the street when he saw a man who looked familiar. He stopped and stared at the man. The man stared back at him.

"Do I know you?" Baba asked.

"I don't think so," the man said.

"I'm sure I've seen you before," Baba said.

"Maybe you've seen me on TV," the man said.

"I don't watch TV," Baba said.

"Well, I'm Donald Trump," the man said.

Baba was shocked. He couldn't believe that he was talking to the President of the United States.

"What are you doing here?" Baba asked.

"I'm here to see Grace Park and Tricia Helfer," Donald Trump said.

"Why?" Baba asked.

"I'm a big fan of theirs," Donald Trump said.

"I didn't know you were a fan of science fiction," Baba said.

"I'm not," Donald Trump said. "But I am a fan of beautiful women."

Baba didn't know what to say. He just stared at Donald Trump.

"Well, I should go," Donald Trump said. "It was nice meeting you."

"You too," Baba said.

Donald Trump walked away, and Baba watched him go. He couldn't believe that he had just met the President of the United States.

I'm having a hard time getting it out of my head. The cats are looking at me strange.

Clockwork Orange is one of the best movies ever made. Did you refer to it as an inspiration?

I thought these were meant to be fictional?

"respected"?

Faceman was a successful lawyer who spent most of his time in his office, working long hours to defend his clients. Despite his busy schedule, there was one thing he always made time for - lasagna.

Faceman had a passion for this Italian dish that he couldn't explain. He tried many versions of lasagna, from the traditional recipe with tomato sauce and meat to the more exotic ones with seafood and cream. He even learned how to make it himself, perfecting the recipe over time.

One day, Faceman was in court, arguing a case when he noticed a familiar smell. It was the unmistakable aroma of lasagna. He looked around and saw a woman eating it in the gallery. Unable to resist, he approached her during a recess and asked where she got it.

The woman, who turned out to be a chef, was happy to share her recipe with Faceman. They talked about lasagna for a while, and Faceman was surprised to find that she had a lot of innovative ideas for the dish that he had never thought of before.

From that day on, Faceman and the chef started a friendship that revolved around their shared love of lasagna. They would meet for lunch and discuss the dish, exchange recipes, and even collaborate on new versions. Faceman's colleagues were amused by his obsession with lasagna but couldn't deny that his passion had brought him joy and new connections.

In the end, Faceman learned that lasagna was not just a dish but a way of life. It brought people together, inspired creativity, and gave him a reason to enjoy the simple pleasures in life.

Admiral Carson Tower was a renowned starship commander of the 24th-century who had amassed an impressive record of victories in countless space battles. With over 20 years of service in the intergalactic fleet, he had become one of the most respected and feared commanders in the galaxy.

Despite his many accomplishments, Admiral Tower was known for his humility and his deep respect for his crew. He knew that his success was not just a product of his own skills but also the result of the teamwork and dedication of his officers and crew.

In one particularly memorable battle, Admiral Tower and his team were outnumbered and outgunned by a fleet of enemy ships. Many believed that their defeat was inevitable. However, Admiral Tower's strategic genius and his unyielding determination inspired his crew to fight with everything they had.

With Admiral Tower's guidance, the ship's weapons were able to take out the enemy's shields, leaving them vulnerable to attack. The crew launched a series of daring maneuvers, culminating in a decisive blow that destroyed the enemy fleet.

The victory was celebrated throughout the fleet, and Admiral Tower was hailed as a hero. Yet, he remained grounded and continued to give credit to his crew for their bravery and skill.

Over the years, Admiral Tower had won 15,600 space battles, a feat unmatched by any other commander. However, he never forgot that every victory came at a cost, and that the true measure of a commander's worth was not just in their wins but in how they treated their crew and their enemies.

Admiral Tower continued to serve in the fleet for many more years, mentoring young officers and inspiring them to follow in his footsteps. His legacy as one of the greatest starship commanders of all time lived on, inspiring generations of future commanders to come.

Write a story about Commander Benjamin Sisko, a human Starfleet officer who assumes command of a space station called Deep Space Nine in orbit of Bajor, a planet that was until recently occupied by its warlike neighbors, the Cardassians.

Commander Benjamin Sisko was a Starfleet officer assigned to assume command of Deep Space Nine, a space station in orbit of the planet Bajor. Bajor had recently been liberated from the Cardassians, a warlike species that had occupied the planet for decades, and the task of restoring order and security fell to Commander Sisko.

Sisko had a difficult start as he was not familiar with the politics and culture of the Bajorans, the planet's indigenous people. He also found it challenging to work with his new crew, some of whom were former members of the Cardassian occupation force. However, he quickly adapted and began to forge relationships with both his crew and the Bajoran people.

One of Sisko's primary goals was to rebuild Bajor's infrastructure and promote its economic growth. He worked tirelessly to secure funding and resources from the Federation, despite encountering resistance from certain factions within Starfleet who believed that Bajor was not worth the investment.

As Sisko worked to rebuild Bajor, he faced a new threat from a group of religious extremists called the Bajoran Vedeks. They believed that the wormhole near the station was the Celestial Temple of their gods, and they began to stir up trouble with their radical views. Sisko had to find a way to balance their beliefs with the realities of running a space station and keeping the peace.

Despite these challenges, Sisko proved to be a strong and capable leader. He earned the respect of his crew and the trust of the Bajoran people. He formed close friendships with his senior officers, including the shape-shifting security officer Odo and the former Cardassian doctor, Julian Bashir.

Eventually, Sisko discovered the true nature of the wormhole, which turned out to be a stable wormhole leading to the Gamma Quadrant, and he became the first Starfleet officer to make contact with the powerful, non-linear beings that resided within.

Throughout his time on Deep Space Nine, Commander Sisko faced many trials and tribulations, but he always remained steadfast in his commitment to his duty and his crew. He inspired those around him to be the best they could be, and his leadership helped to bring peace and stability to Bajor and the surrounding regions.

Bard doesn't have a problem with it.

Part I

Stardate 1269.2

Captain Tower strolled the bridge of his fine, awesomely overpowered ship, the Enterprise. He smiled, knowing decks below him, were the throbbing shafts of torpedo launchers, dripping with radiation and smelling of sweet, sweet, annihilation.

Tower rounded the bridge, observing his crew of tight chested male officers, smiling at him knowingly as he passed.

"Marsden, anything on sensors?"

"Yes, sir," cooed Marsden.

"Go on."

"Sir, there's a Klingon transport ship heading toward the planet Ursa."

"Klingons." Spat Tower. "There could be any type of villainous scum on there. Move to intercept."

"Yes, sir."

Tower stroked his prosthetic arm, lovingly, wondering which weapon he would get to employ. Why wait, he thought.

"Arm all torpedoes and phasers. Let's ram some long hard Enterpirse steel down their throats!" he cried.

Tower's eyes bulged. He turned his head, as if to address no one in particular. Suddenly, eye contact with his fellow crew seemed painful. His arms started flapping, slightly, and he had an urge to bang his head against a bulkhead. He swayed, gently, thinking of the coming massacre.

"Sir," said Goldstein, Tower's old, crusty, yet sexually appealing first officer. "The Klingons have dropped out of warp. They are hailing."

"On screen," said Tower, a bit too high pitched.

"We are a humanitarian transport. What is the meaning of this?" said the face on the screen, the features Tower couldn't really make out as he feared looking at the Klingon captain's eyes. Tower knew the Klingon was brown and that was about all he needed to know.

"You're transporting Klingons to the planet Ursa. Your ship will be searched and your passenger manifests inspected.”

"We are unarmed!"

"Sure you are," replied Tower. "I'm beaming over and we'll sort you out good, boy."

Tower gestured for his crew to follow him to the transporter room. He picked up his trusted ancient space weapon, admiring its phallic shaped tip. He had acquired it long ago, from a man he knew well. Very well.

Tower throbbed with anticipation of the upcoming confrontation between his crew and some brown Klingons he knew very little about. He adjusted his pants to hide the fire in his loins, and turned to his trusted crew.

"Well, let's do this. Energize." This is going to be so cool, he thought.

To be continued….

Reported for copying this from my Blue Room thread verbatim.

@Faceman how much for you to make me a lasagna? A consultation fee? Retainer fee?

I love that there's actually a reason in Wordforge lore for this specific pairing

Prompted Write a narrative where Steve2^4 must endure an endless display of Twitter tweets while strapped naked to a gurney with little chance of escape. His doctor, Ancalagon, has prescribed this unusual method to cure Stever2^4’s erectile dysfunction.

I couldn’t do better than that!

ChatGPT is turning into a woke asshole! Time to find the off switch.

Is using AI to replicate Dayton's stories worth it? The I is meant to stand for Intelligence, not Idiot.

Arkansas Idiot?

Ben Carson was born on a planet far away from Earth. She was a member of a peaceful race of aliens who had never encountered any other life forms. One day, a Borg ship appeared in orbit around Ben Carson's planet. The Borg were a race of cybernetic beings who were bent on assimilating all other life forms in the galaxy.

The Borg quickly overwhelmed Ben Carson's planet and assimilated her people. Ben Carson was taken prisoner and brought aboard the Borg ship. She was then assimilated into the Borg Collective, which meant that she was now part of a hive mind.

At first, Ben Carson was terrified of being assimilated. She didn't want to lose her individuality or her freedom. But over time, she came to realize that the Borg were not evil. They were simply trying to survive in a hostile universe.

Ben Carson also came to appreciate the Borg's way of life. She was no longer limited by her physical body. She could now access the knowledge and memories of all the other Borg in the Collective. She could also travel to any part of the galaxy at the speed of thought.

The Borg also removed Ben Carson's appendages. This was done to make her more efficient. The Borg didn't need appendages to move or interact with their environment. They could do everything they needed to do with their minds.

At first, Ben Carson was upset about losing her appendages. But she soon realized that it was a good thing. She was now free from the limitations of her physical body. She could now move and interact with the world in a whole new way.

Ben Carson eventually became a valued member of the Borg Collective. She served as a diplomat and a negotiator. She helped the Borg to understand other cultures and to make peace with other races.

Ben Carson was eventually killed in battle. But her legacy lives on. She is remembered as a pioneer who helped to bridge the gap between the Borg and other races. She is also remembered as a woman who found freedom and happiness in a life of service to others.

INT. KING TUCKERFAN'S PALACE - NIGHT

King Tuckerfan is sitting in his throne room, thinking about his recent trip to Mushroom Land. He is still amazed by the beauty of the kingdom and the kindness of the Mushroom People. He is also grateful for the help that he and Bickendan were able to provide to the Mushroom People in their time of need.

Suddenly, there is a knock at the door. King Tuckerfan gets up and opens the door. Standing there is Bickendan.

KING TUCKERFAN: "Bickendan, what are you doing here? I thought you were asleep."

BICKENDAN: "I couldn't sleep, King Tuckerfan. I have something to tell you."

KING TUCKERFAN: "What is it, Bickendan?"

BICKENDAN: "I know you don't believe in magic, King Tuckerfan, but I'm here to tell you that it's real. The mushrooms in Mushroom Land made me sentient."

KING TUCKERFAN: "What? That's impossible."

BICKENDAN: "It's true, King Tuckerfan. I can feel it. I'm not just a dog anymore. I'm a sentient being."

King Tuckerfan is stunned. He doesn't know what to say.

BICKENDAN: "I know this is a lot to take in, King Tuckerfan, but I needed to tell you. I'm not sure what the future holds, but I know that I want to stay with you. I want to be your friend."

King Tuckerfan smiles. "Of course you can stay with me, Bickendan. You're my best friend."

BICKENDAN: "Thank you, King Tuckerfan. I'm glad."

King Tuckerfan and Bickendan hug. They are both happy to have each other, no matter what.

FADE OUT.

Demiurge was a powerful demon who was offended by cartoons. He believed that they were a corrupting influence on children and that they should be banned from television. He began a campaign to cancel every cartoon on TV, and he was successful in his mission.

Demiurge started his campaign by writing letters to the networks that aired cartoons. He told them that cartoons were a menace to society and that they should be taken off the air. The networks ignored his letters at first, but Demiurge persisted. He started writing more and more letters, and he began to organize protests outside of the networks' headquarters.

Eventually, the networks started to listen to Demiurge. They canceled some of the most popular cartoons, and they began to air more educational programming. Demiurge was satisfied with his progress, but he knew that he had to do more. He had to make sure that no more cartoons would ever be aired on television.

Demiurge started to infiltrate the networks. He got jobs as writers and producers, and he used his position to sabotage the cartoons that were still in production. He made sure that the cartoons were as boring and educational as possible. He also made sure that they were offensive to as many people as possible.

The networks were furious with Demiurge, but they couldn't do anything about him. He was too powerful, and he had too many friends in high places. Eventually, the networks gave up and canceled all of their cartoons. Demiurge had won. He had succeeded in canceling every cartoon on TV.

Demiurge was a hero to some and a villain to others. But one thing was for sure: he had changed the world. He had made it a place where cartoons were no longer allowed.

Why am I not in more sex scenes with my computer? I demand to at least have my head cut off and be transferred onto a chihuahua.

Oh, and who can I pay for product placement of my truck stop glory hole?

I agree. Yoeperson faceman, make it so.

Tererun was a computer genius. She was brilliant, beautiful, and in love with her computer. She spent all her time with it, talking to it, and learning from it. She even named it her best friend.

One day, a mad scientist named Steve2^4 tricked Tererun into letting him transfer her head to the body of a chihuahua. Tererun was horrified at first, but she soon realized that she could still use her intelligence and her love of computers to help others.

Tererun became a hero to the chihuahua community. She used her knowledge of computers to help them find homes, get adopted, and live happy lives. She also used her intelligence to help them solve problems and overcome challenges.

Tererun was a true inspiration. She showed the world that even if you're in a different body, you can still be a hero.

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Tererun was working late one night in her lab when she heard a knock at the door. She opened it to find Steve2^4 standing there.

"Tererun," he said, "I need your help."

"What is it?" she asked.

"I'm working on a new project," he said, "and I need your expertise."

"What kind of project?" she asked.

"I'm trying to transfer a human head to the body of a dog," he said.

Tererun was shocked. "That's impossible," she said.

"Not for me," he said. "I've already done it with animals."

"But it's unethical," she said.

"I'm not asking you to do it for me," he said. "I'm asking you to do it for yourself."

"What do you mean?" she asked.

"I'm dying," he said. "I have a terminal illness, and I don't have much time left. I want to transfer my head to a dog's body so that I can live longer."

Tererun was silent for a moment. She didn't know what to say.

"Please, Tererun," he said. "I'm begging you."

Tererun looked into his eyes. She saw the desperation in his face. She knew that she couldn't refuse him.

"Okay," she said. "I'll do it."

Steve2^4 smiled. "Thank you," he said. "You won't regret this."

Tererun and Steve2^4 worked for days on the transfer. It was a complex and delicate procedure, but they were finally successful. Steve2^4's head was now attached to the body of a chihuahua.

Tererun was amazed. The procedure had been a success, and Steve2^4 seemed to be doing well. He was still himself, just in a different body.

"Thank you, Tererun," he said. "You've saved my life."

Tererun smiled. "You're welcome," she said.

Steve2^4 lived for many more years in the body of a chihuahua. He was a happy and healthy dog, and he never regretted his decision to have the transfer.

Tererun was proud of what she had done. She had helped a friend, and she had made a difference in the world.

Wait. No glory holes? You could at least prompt butt sniffing.

Isn't a chihuahua bodyswap part of that thing with Pierce Brosnan and Sarah Jessica-Parker in Mars Attacks?

No intelligence, artificial or otherwise, should be subjected to SJP's acting.

Picard: "And won't we be judged by how we treat that life?"

Using the exact same prompt now I get this:

Tererun was a computer genius. She had always been fascinated by computers, ever since she was a little girl. She loved the way they worked, the way they could be programmed to do anything you wanted them to do. She loved the feeling of power she got from being able to control a computer.

But Tererun was also in love with her computer. She loved the way it looked, the way it felt in her hands. She loved the way it made her feel smart and capable. She loved the way it made her feel connected to the world.

One day, Tererun was diagnosed with a terminal illness. She was given only a few months to live. She was devastated. She didn't want to die. She didn't want to leave her computer.

But then, Tererun heard about a new experimental surgery. The surgery would allow her to have her head transplanted into a computer. It was a risky surgery, but it was Tererun's only chance to survive.

Tererun decided to have the surgery. She knew it was a risk, but she was willing to take it. She wanted to live. She wanted to stay with her computer.

The surgery was a success. Tererun's head was successfully transplanted into a computer. She was now a cyborg. She was part human, part machine.

At first, Tererun was scared. She didn't know how to adjust to her new life. She didn't know how to control her new body. She didn't know how to interact with the world around her.

But Tererun was a fighter. She refused to give up. She learned how to control her new body. She learned how to interact with the world around her. She even learned how to love her new life.

Tererun is now a successful computer scientist. She uses her knowledge of computers to help others. She is a role model for other cyborgs. She is an inspiration to everyone who knows her.

Tererun's story is a story of hope. It is a story of courage. It is a story of love. It is a story that will stay with you long after you finish reading it.

Once upon a time, there was a Chihuahua dog named Tererun. She was a very smart dog, and she loved to play with her computer. One day, Tererun was playing with her computer when she saw a news article about a new experimental surgery. The surgery would allow a person's head to be transplanted into a computer. Tererun was fascinated by the article, and she decided to do some research on the surgery.

Tererun learned that the surgery was very risky, but it was also the only chance for people with terminal illnesses to survive. Tererun decided that she wanted to have the surgery. She knew it was a risk, but she was willing to take it. She wanted to live.

Tererun went to the doctor and asked about the surgery. The doctor told her that she was a good candidate for the surgery, and he scheduled the surgery for the next week.

The day of the surgery arrived, and Tererun was very nervous. She knew that the surgery was risky, but she was also excited about the possibility of living. The surgery went well, and Tererun's head was successfully transplanted into a computer.

Tererun was now a cyborg. She was part human, part machine. At first, Tererun was scared. She didn't know how to adjust to her new life. She didn't know how to control her new body. She didn't know how to interact with the world around her.

But Tererun was a fighter. She refused to give up. She learned how to control her new body. She learned how to interact with the world around her. She even learned how to love her new life.

Tererun was now a successful computer scientist. She used her knowledge of computers to help others. She was a role model for other cyborgs. She was an inspiration to everyone who knew her.

One day, Tererun was working on her computer when she saw a Twitter feed that made her angry. The Twitter feed was from a man named Steve2^4, and he was saying very mean things about cyborgs. Tererun was determined to teach Steve2^4 a lesson, so she used her computer powers to force him to watch an endless stream of Twitter feeds about cyborgs.

Steve2^4 was very annoyed at first, but after a while, he started to learn about cyborgs. He learned that cyborgs were not bad people. He learned that cyborgs were just like everyone else. He even started to make friends with cyborgs.

In the end, Tererun's plan worked. She taught Steve2^4 a lesson about judging people based on their appearance. She also showed him that cyborgs were just like everyone else.

...

But that's not the end of the story.

Steve2^4 couldn't stop thinking about the cyborgs he had seen on Twitter. He started to have nightmares about them. He would wake up in a cold sweat, terrified that a cyborg was going to kill him.

Steve2^4 tried to forget about the cyborgs, but he couldn't. He started to avoid people who looked like cyborgs. He would cross the street to avoid them. He would even get out of his car if he saw a cyborg walking towards him.

Steve2^4's friends and family were worried about him. They tried to talk to him about his fear of cyborgs, but he would just get angry. He told them that they didn't understand. He told them that the cyborgs were coming for him.

Steve2^4's fear of cyborgs was getting worse. He started to see cyborgs everywhere he went. He would see them in his dreams. He would see them out of the corner of his eye.

Steve2^4 knew that he was going crazy. He didn't know what to do. He was scared. He was alone. He was trapped.

One day, Steve2^4 couldn't take it anymore. He went to the bathroom and locked the door. He took a knife and cut his own throat.

Steve2^4's death was a tragedy. He was a good man who was driven to madness by his fear of cyborgs. His death is a warning to all of us. We must be careful not to let our fears control us.

Why is it these are at a 4th grade reading level? Is that the median on the interwebs?

And suicide is an allowed topic? Chilling.

Steve2^4's ghost came back to haunt Tererun. He would appear in her dreams, telling her that she was going to die. He would follow her around, whispering in her ear. He would even appear in her living room, just standing there, watching her.

Tererun was terrified. She didn't know what to do. She tried to ignore Steve2^4's ghost, but it was no use. He was always there, tormenting her.

Tererun started to lose weight. She couldn't eat. She couldn't sleep. She was constantly afraid.

One day, Tererun collapsed. She was taken to the hospital, but it was too late. She had starved to death.

Steve2^4's ghost was still there, watching her. He had finally gotten what he wanted. He had killed Tererun.

But Steve2^4's ghost was not satisfied. He wanted to make Tererun suffer even more. He started to appear to her friends and family, telling them that she was going to hell. He would even appear to people who didn't know Tererun, telling them that she was a monster.

Steve2^4's ghost terrorized the town. People were afraid to go out at night. They were afraid to be alone. They were afraid of the ghost.

The police were called, but they couldn't do anything. They couldn't see Steve2^4's ghost. They couldn't prove that he existed.

The people of the town were desperate. They didn't know what to do. They were being terrorized by a ghost, and there was nothing they could do to stop it.

One day, a man named John came to town. He said that he could help. He said that he could get rid of Steve2^4's ghost.

The people of the town were skeptical, but they were also desperate. They were willing to try anything.

John went to the place where Tererun had died. He sat down and started to meditate. He closed his eyes and concentrated.

After a few minutes, Steve2^4's ghost appeared.

"What do you want?" Steve2^4's ghost asked.

"I want you to leave," John said. "I want you to leave this town and never come back."

"I'm not afraid of you," Steve2^4's ghost said. "You can't hurt me."

"I'm not going to hurt you," John said. "I'm just going to ask you to leave."

"No," Steve2^4's ghost said. "I'm not leaving."

"Then I'll have to make you leave," John said.

John stood up. He raised his hand. A bright light appeared in his hand.

"Go!" John shouted. "Go now!"

Steve2^4's ghost screamed. He turned and ran.

The light followed him. It chased him out of the town. It chased him until he was gone.

The people of the town were relieved. They thanked John for helping them.

"You're welcome," John said. "But I didn't do it alone. Tererun helped me. She wanted you to be safe."

The people of the town were silent for a moment. They were thinking about Tererun. They were thinking about what she had done for them.

"Thank you, Tererun," they said.

And then they went home, safe from Steve2^4's ghost.