Malaysian Airlines 777 with 239 Aboard Missing

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  1. The Flashlight

    The Flashlight Contributes nothing worthwhile Cunt Git

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    Garamet knows what I'm referring to, but don't expect her to ever admit it publicly.
  2. garamet

    garamet "The whole world is watching."

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    Careful now. Wormboy will classify this as "derp" and move it to the other thread. ;)
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  3. garamet

    garamet "The whole world is watching."

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    garamet's right here. Why is Flashy afraid to address her directly?

    She'd be happy to address your question if you were just a little braver.
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  4. Zombie

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    Yeah, my bad confusing Gul for Dayton, though beyond my misremembering who reflexively threw down the It-MUST-have-been-Terroristsℱ card first, all other points still stand. That early on, with so few facts to go on (As yet, there not even confirmation of any wreckage!), idle speculation of any sort is just plain silly, and I thought Garamet's return volley illustrated the point quite nicely. YMMV.
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  6. garamet

    garamet "The whole world is watching."

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    What cracks me up about the thread-splitting is Wormboy's attitude. "Oh, I'm much too busy to split the thread myself. :dendroica: I'll let Paladin do my dirty work for me"...then he spends the rest of the night hocking you and others in the same thread. :jayzus:

    Maybe this smiley needs a new name: :dendroica:
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  7. Zombie

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    Yeah that was a bit rich........
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  8. Nautica

    Nautica Probably a Dual

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    Can someone post a TL;DR summary for those of us who want to learn of any developments concerning the missing flight, but don't want to gete soiled by all the :shitstorm: infighting going on?
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  9. The Flashlight

    The Flashlight Contributes nothing worthwhile Cunt Git

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    Uh, that's what CNN, ABC, CBS, MSNBC, FOX, REUTERS are for. Do your own damn research.
  10. Zombie

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    Developments? There are none. Plane crashed. No one knows why. Some stolen passports are involved. No one has found debris yet. No one knows where the plane went down.

    That's it.
  11. Scott Hamilton Robert E Ron Paul Lee

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  12. The Original Faceman

    The Original Faceman Lasagna Artist

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    Stop derailing this thread with DERP.
  13. We Are Borg

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    A likely possibility, but even that's still speculation at this point.
  14. The Original Faceman

    The Original Faceman Lasagna Artist

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    Then stop derailing the thread. No one should post anything but verified facts in this thread.
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  15. We Are Borg

    We Are Borg Republican Democrat

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    No, you stop derailing this thread by reminding everyone not to derail this thread. :bailey:
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  16. garamet

    garamet "The whole world is watching."

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    So I guess "courage" and "The Flashlight" don't belong in the same sentence...
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  17. We Are Borg

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    Also, is there such a thing as unverified facts? :chris:
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  18. Scott Hamilton Robert E Ron Paul Lee

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    Yes, they are what ANC bases most of his drivel on.
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  19. Scott Hamilton Robert E Ron Paul Lee

    Scott Hamilton Robert E Ron Paul Lee Straight Awesome

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    Yes, they are what ANC bases most of his drivel on.
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  20. Elwood

    Elwood I know what I'm about, son.

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    "Tickets linked to stolen passports for missing Malaysia flight were purchased by Iranian man, authorities say." -- CNN www.cnn.com
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  21. The Original Faceman

    The Original Faceman Lasagna Artist

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    Quiet, Canada!
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  22. The Original Faceman

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  23. Forbin

    Forbin Do you feel fluffy, punk?

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    So, TWO derp threads, then.
  24. Elwood

    Elwood I know what I'm about, son.

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    And this is a picture of a race car on drugs.

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  26. oldfella1962

    oldfella1962 the only real finish line

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    So today I'm eating lunch and one of restaurant staff offered a theory:
    maybe they were hijacked ,and all electronic distress and communications were either disabled or not used under the threat of blowing it up with all on board - or possibly a combination of the two. Then the bird landed safely at a secret airfield. The oil slicks were a short lived diversion BTW, prearranged by sea based members of the hijacking team. The passengers will be held for ransom, to be released piecemeal. Those not ransomed will be used for slave labor or killed as their usefulness is assessed.
  27. Paladin

    Paladin Overjoyed Man of Liberty

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    A little unlikely, I think.

    The airplane would have to avoid being tracked on radar to reach the "secret airfield." And where would such an airfield be? Assuming the plane had fuel for its anticipated flight and a reserve, Pakistan might be reachable, but probably not Iran. A 777's a big plane; you can't just land it some dirt strip cut out of the brush...
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  28. gul

    gul Revolting Beer Drinker Administrator Formerly Important

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    Yeah, it's not like a 777 can just land on a jungle airstrip normally used for gun running. They require a bit more space.
  29. Elwood

    Elwood I know what I'm about, son.

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    Human trafficking is a very big problem. But, this wouldn't be the "normal" style of abduction.
  30. Midnight Funeral

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    Apparently the mystery passengers were Iranian, as was the man, giving his name as a Mr Ali, who bought the tickets.

    I wonder could the plane have been hijacked, had its transponders turned off and been secretly flown to Iran? It would have to detour around the bottom of India to avoid being detected, but with 7.5 hours worth of fuel on board it could make it (3,560 miles or so) at a standard cruising speed of 560 mph, with a little over an hour to spare.