Many Americans too fat to commit suicide

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  1. Linda R.

    Linda R. Fresh Meat

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    I'd imagine that if you wear one of her outfits, she'll insist on taking the pics... :?:
  2. JUSTLEE

    JUSTLEE The Ancient Starfighter

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    Have you even been following thist hread, you probably have but you choose to single me out?

    WTF???


    :unuts::unuts::unuts:

    To MEgatron.
  3. gul

    gul Revolting Beer Drinker Administrator Formerly Important

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    Look, now he's targeting thelurker. Sorry, chubs, she ain't fat either. Sexy, would give faisent a run for the money in the dress competition, but not fat (except in the right places ;) )
  4. faisent

    faisent Coitus ergo sum

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    'Cause its funny. ;)

    And you're in the RR, which means its legit. I'll admit that you at least tried to give it back. This was a comedy thread though, which you took a bit too seriously, I smelled a bit of blood in the water.

    I really didn't mean to piss you off too much, but its part of the nature of this place.

    You'll get me back someday, I have faith. :bergman:
  5. JUSTLEE

    JUSTLEE The Ancient Starfighter

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    Sorry, that last post of mine was meant for megatron.
  6. faisent

    faisent Coitus ergo sum

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    Cause Tasvir (aka Denny Crane and now Megatron) has traditionally been the first to jump on someone who's on the losing side, once he knows that he's pretty safe from any retaliation.

    He'll say something else, but really he sucks at direct flamewars and has to come in and jibe from the sidelines or pick on little girls.
  7. JUSTLEE

    JUSTLEE The Ancient Starfighter

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    I wasn't all that pissed, but the thread did hit a little bit home to me because I've seen fat people treated really badly with jokes just like those, sometimes just for walking down the street and minding their own business. I even once saw this fat woman break into tears because of being treated that way by a complete stranger.
  8. faisent

    faisent Coitus ergo sum

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    Well there are valid genetic reasons for some people to be obese.

    But there aren't that many...I'd bet 90%+ of obese people are obese because they don't put any effort into themselves. Quite frankly, that's worth ridicule and public shaming.
  9. Megatron

    Megatron Banned

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    ORLY?
    Damned if I do damned if I don't?

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  10. Tuttle

    Tuttle Listen kid, we're all in it together.

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    Do a lot of you guys take him seriously? Because I get this strong vibe that most or all his posts are feigned.
  11. gul

    gul Revolting Beer Drinker Administrator Formerly Important

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    Who, JUSTLEE? Oh yeah, they are big time fake. He's after a reaction.
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  12. Muad Dib

    Muad Dib Probably a Dual Deceased Member

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    Wouldn't it be awesome if a fat lady sat on Mewa and killed herself? :banana:
  13. Neeka_Keet

    Neeka_Keet Cleaner

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    Stick hose in muffler
    Get in car
    Pull hose through crack in the window
    Seal window crack with duct tape
    Turn on car
    Take a carbon monoxide nap
    Done.

    Not even the fattest fatty can survive that unless the car ran out of gas or some idiot tried to "save you".
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