Marso TOPGUN whiskey thread

Discussion in 'The Red Room' started by Marso, Jun 13, 2007.

  1. Paladin

    Paladin Overjoyed Man of Liberty

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    Swear to God, this is a true story.

    In 1991, a buddy of mine and I went down to SoCal and into Mexico. We drove down to Ensenada in a rental car and stayed a couple of days in a resort near the beach. One day, we went out foraging for food (the local cuisine was risky, so we went looking for Pop-Tarts and such packaged up in Gringoland).

    We drove by an airfield populated with some of the most decrepit looking airplanes I've ever seen. Thirty-year-old Cessnas with rust spots and such. Makes and models of aircraft I've never seen before, all looking in dire need of maintenance. I pointed to the field and jokingly said to my friend "Mexican Air Force." We both cracked up.

    Then we passed the front gate. It had two Mexican soldiers standing guard and the sign said (in Spanish) 'Mexican Air Force'...
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  2. Forbin

    Forbin Do you feel fluffy, punk?

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  3. Ward

    Ward A Stepford Husband

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    ^ How much of the world is depending on us for defense, anyway?
  4. Forbin

    Forbin Do you feel fluffy, punk?

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    Everybody except China.
  5. Marso

    Marso High speed, low drag.

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    Well, India isn't either, I don't think.
  6. Forbin

    Forbin Do you feel fluffy, punk?

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    Yeah, but nobody cares about India.
  7. Marso

    Marso High speed, low drag.

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    Australia does, believe me.
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    Jeff Cooper Disciple You've gotta be shittin' me.

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  9. Forbin

    Forbin Do you feel fluffy, punk?

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    Ah, but Australia has F/A-18s....

    Oh yeah, I see the problem.
  10. Marso

    Marso High speed, low drag.

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    India- overpopulated with a strong military.

    Australia: underpopulated with lots of resources, a weak military, and a long way (logistically) from the rest of the British Commonwealth. See any cause for concern on a strategic level? :chris:

    Bailey?
  11. Marso

    Marso High speed, low drag.

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    (To the spirit and tone of Beowulf)

    In the spirit of this thread,
    I tell the story
    of a legend long dead.

    Bug Roach was this man's name
    A name known to Navy LSO fame
    If you needed a nugget talked aboard the ship
    Bug was your man, he had the gift.

    I met Bug in '88
    When I was a nugget neophyte
    NAS Miramar was the place to be
    Naval Air was my destiny.

    Bug had flown in Vietnam
    F-8 Crusaders; fighter weapons school
    Bug defined the meaning of cool
    CAG LSO of Navy reknown
    When Bug was paddles, he'd talk you down

    The best story he ever told
    Was his own path
    To Wings of Gold
    Like many from his generation
    Bug was old school, from Yankee Station

    One Sunday morn, Midshipman Roach
    watched the launch of the dawn patrol
    Two Scooters, A-4's by name
    Of Naval Aviation fame
    Pulled onto the runway, ready to roll

    But before they launched,
    one task remained:
    A canopy opened, and the pilot unnamed
    blew his cookies, and saved his name
    from the scorn of hangover's shame

    Then, his morning task complete
    this Naval Aviator from the fleet
    re-donned his helmet, and adjusted his seat.
    Canopy closed, and clearance received,
    He went Zone V, and launched to sea
    For Bug, it was an epiphany.

    In that moment
    Bug Roach knew
    Exactly what he had to do
    Come hell or high water, now or never
    His road was Naval Air forever

    So he came to Miramar
    Crusaders, Tomcats, Scooters, and more.
    He did it right
    He reigned supreme
    He fought the fight
    He lived the dream
    He inspired us to be like him
    A leader, a rock, through thick and thin

    So now, think upon my woe
    The day I donned my Wings of Gold
    To learn that Bug had met his end
    Flying the Scooter so long his friend

    He died doing what he loved
    Teaching those who soar above
    Teaching us to do it right
    Teaching us the way to fight

    Fangs out is the way to go
    Bug's the guy who taught us so
    And when it's time to trap at sea
    Bug's legacy is OK3.

    So we hoist a drink to you, dear Bug
    We're gonna miss your ugly mug
    When God made you, He broke the mold
    You exemplified the Wings of Gold.

    -J. Marso, 2007.