The Skipper, Gilligan, the Professor, and Mr Howell had fights over who was going to milk Ginger to get the cream. Tamar will love this thread when she sees we're talking about tits again.
I don't think I'd want to be anyone on that island. There they were, the only guys on a deserted island with Mary Ann and Ginger, and nobody was tapping those asses.
I always figured in a real-world version, the Howels would be amost immediately killed by unanimous consent; then the Skipper would impose a firm dictatorship, chain Gilligan to a tree, lock the professor in a hut and force him to continually develop gadgets for the Skipper's comfort; and ol' Jonas, being the only type-A personality on the island, would settle down like a Polynesian king with Ginger and Mary Ann as his body servants/slave girls/concubines.
Wow. You really have been thinking about this. Is there some kind of GI spinoff board you've been trolling and not telling us about?
Mr. Howell tapped both Lovie, plus Ginger on the side. The Professor tapped Mary Ann on a regular basis. The Skipper bunked with his "little buddy"...read between the lines there. Ginger also boinked Gilligan, even though he wouldn't perform oral on her. Mrs. Howell also occasionally entertained the Skipper when she felt the need for a strapping sailor. I wish I could say that Mary Ann & Ginger hooked up, but with enough male attention on the island, I just don't see it.
