"Mary Ann" Caught With Pot...

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  1. Black Dove

    Black Dove Mildly Offensive

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    "Mary Ann" Caught With Mary Jane....

    ......and it's all Mewa's fault!

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    Damn, probably one of the better celebrity mug shots in recent years. She's still looking good for a 69 year old broad. At least she's smiling (though it's probably the pot).

    This is your fault, Mewa!!!

    :zod:
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  2. Lt. Mewa

    Lt. Mewa Rockefeller Center

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    I told her to eat the friggin' roach. :jayzus:

    Gilligan had gotten caught a few years ago also.
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    Mary Ann meets Mary Jane. :rimshot:
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  4. Caboose

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    Not her first run in for weed. She and Bob were popped a while back for mailing some stash to each other.

    She's smiling because of the fact of it being such a farce. :lol:
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  5. Jeff Cooper Disciple

    Jeff Cooper Disciple You've gotta be shittin' me.

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    Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale,
    a tale of a fateful trip.
    That started from this tiny town,
    and involved a tiny splif.

    The car was a mighty drving thing,
    the driver baked for sure.
    Three hikers were her alibi,
    for a three bong tour.
    a three bong tour.

    The munchies started getting rough,
    the Twinkie wrapper tossed.
    If not for the little paperclip,
    the roach would be lost,
    the roach would be lost.

    The car swerved round the road of this
    uncharted little town,
    with Barney Fife, and Andy too,
    The magistrate, and his wife,
    The new D. A.,
    Her attorney, and MaryAnn,
    here in Driggs, Idaho.


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    So this is the tale of our pothead friend,
    Behind bars for a long, long time.
    She'll have to do without her hub,
    No bag called a dime.

    The jailer, and his guardstaff too,
    will do their very best
    to make Mary Ann comfortable
    And giver her bong a rest.

    No Phones, No lights, No Motorcars,
    Not a single luxury.
    Life in county lockup
    It's primitive as can be.

    So join us here each week, my friend,
    you're sure to get a smile,
    As she gets pinched by The Man again,
    She'll be here a while!
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  6. Caboose

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    Once was enough Jeff. ;)
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  7. Caboose

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    :lol: Nice recovery Paladin.
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  8. Josieland

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    yeah.............and her eyes have that tell tale blood shot look.:spaceturkey:
  9. Forbin

    Forbin Do you feel fluffy, punk?

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    I still love her. :wub:
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    Jeez. Do they have to waste everyone's time and money on arrests like this?

    Especially when there are so many real criminals out there?

    I love the look on her face. She knows this is bullshit.
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  11. $corp

    $corp Dirty Old Chinaman

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    You win this thread! :rotfl:
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  13. Muad Dib

    Muad Dib Probably a Dual Deceased Member

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    I love her even more. :wub:
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    The article mentioned that she was allegedly caught with marijuana. If she has plead guilty and has been sentenced, it is not alleged.
  15. Jeff Cooper Disciple

    Jeff Cooper Disciple You've gotta be shittin' me.

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    It's my understanding that newspapers will often say alleged when reporting the criminal charges, including convictions, to stave off lawsuits for libel and slander.
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    Muad Dib Probably a Dual Deceased Member

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    Free Mary Ann! :rant:
  17. Forbin

    Forbin Do you feel fluffy, punk?

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    Broadcast news even says "alleged victim." :wtf:
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    I demand that this thread title be changed to the other thread title. "'Mary Anne' caught with 'Mary Jane'" was a far better title.
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  19. Chris

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    So it's true, old people really do shrink!
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    KIRK1ADM Bored Being

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    If a person has entered a guilty plea it is no longer libel or slander to state something like that. It would be a fact I think.
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    Muad Dib Probably a Dual Deceased Member

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    Another good reason to end the madness and legalize the damned stuff.
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    I think she would've far better off trying to hide it in one of her banana cream pies. :)
  24. Caboose

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    I'd sure like to sit down and burn one with her. :yes:
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  25. Volpone

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    :marathon: Hmm...

    Yes, after a couple drinks and with the right lighting, I'd let her blow me. :borg:
  26. Clyde

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    Re: "Mary Ann" Caught With Mary Jane....

    The war against drugs scores another victory; taking down Dawn Wells is huge.
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  27. Ward

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    Let this be a warning to you all. Enough weed and you'll get an irresistible urge for Gilligan. :drunkfriends:
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    Now you know why Gilligan was such a fuck up. :ecc: :bong:
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    Skipper was a pothead? :polarslam2:

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    His Little Buddy - kinda like Storm and Tex, I guess.