Might have broken a hip!

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  1. TheLonelySquire

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    Not me, this guy!

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    The video makes it look like he fainted or something. In fact his foot got caught on the pedal when trying to dismount. He got right back up and continued his cycling.

    I cycle often. Shit happens.
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  4. The Original Faceman

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    Trump never fell off a bike.

    Never got on a bike either.

    Or walked more than ten feet.
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  7. matthunter

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    I'm not sure comparing Biden to Lloyd Bridges is sending the message you think it's sending.
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  8. Steal Your Face

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    For those who know the episode I'm referencing, I'm pretty sure they got the message loud and clear.
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  10. tafkats

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    He might be a klutz, but he's riding a bike at 79. I seem to recall a president who couldn't walk 700 yards with the other G7 leaders and had to have a golf cart haul his bloated carcass around.
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  11. tafkats

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    Also, 10 posts in and not a single West Wing "POTUS was in a bicycle accident" reference?
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    I thought about it, but with garamet gone you probably would've been the only person to get the reference.
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  13. TheLonelySquire

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    She was a bitter person but I still miss her.
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    Too soon :(
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    I didnt read this entire OP or thread until this post and I really thought the thread was about the premier of West Wing.
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    That's funny, the hideous Psaki running her mouth. Doubtful anyone would be willing to fill it though.
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    If she was on the right Fox would have already replaced Laura Ingaham’s show with her.
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    Yes, Donald, we know how keen you are to avoid anything that might cause injury. Like avoiding 'Nam by faking bone spurs. Or ensuring women can never bruise your dick by over-enthusiastic bouncing during sex by having one too small to enable such a thing.
  20. TheLonelySquire

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    And your boyfriends are happy you have no teeth, Matt. Wouldn't want you boys to get injured, right?
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    I've got plenty of reasons why I dislike Joe Biden. This isn't one of them.
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  22. TheLonelySquire

    TheLonelySquire Fresh Meat

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    Well, he certainly didn't reduce your monthly check. What could it be?
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    I don't get a monthly check. I wish! Hell, I wish everyone got a monthly check, because people are dying from poverty in this country. While we're at it, I want everyone to have singlepayer healthcare, too, and a right to food and housing.

    "hE dIdN't ReDuCe YoUr MoNtHlY cHeCk."

    Dumbass.
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  24. TheLonelySquire

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    Sure you don't.

    Who's supposed to pay for Johnny's Fantasy Land?
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  25. Nyx

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    Jesus.
  26. TheLonelySquire

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    You're an atheist, so....

    At least you realize America can't afford it, lol.
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  27. Diacanu

    Diacanu Comicmike. Writer

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    Put it on ignore.
    You won't miss anything.
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    Oh my God, Trump actually told the truth about something.
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  29. tafkats

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    Well, that's a lie. Everyone knows that every transgender person in the country receives $5,000 a month that comes from a tax levied solely on Christians. It's the same check that single mothers and illegal immigrants get, except that pretty soon it will be supplemented by an additional $250 to be used for traveling to TLS's house and forcing him to get gay-married to a Muslim.
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  30. Nyx

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    Not an atheist.

    Eh, he's kind of pathetic, and I don't mind reading the responses of everyone else. Even in a pile of bullshit, beautiful flowers can grow. We should have a lovely redwood forest here in about a week.
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