Might have broken a hip!

The only chance of injury here is getting in the way of you flogging that poor dead equine.

Again, check your wife's clit if you want to know where my fillings are. And her vag if you want to know where her fillings are.

You had me on board till the end!

Oh, so it was the mention of Islam that gave you the reality check?

Yes. No muslims here, or gay marriage. They can't be married in the eyes of God. I am. Twice.

One, Muslims can and do marry in the eyes of God.
Two, as far as the law of the land is concerned, it's irrelevant.
Three, you've married twice? Pretty sure that's generally a nono in modern Christian teaching...

Not if they are blow up dolls.

I'm saying no muslims allowed. I'm saying gay marriage isn't legitimate in the eyes of God. I agree with you that legally it's irrelevant. We just separate the two.

As far as my being married twice, it's all good. Same wife, two religious ceremonies, two different countries. Thanks for caring. ❤

The bronze age savages said a lot of stupid shit in the Bible. Ephesians comes to mind: Wives, submit to your own husbands, as to the Lord. For the husband is the head of the wife even as Christ is the head of the church, his body, and is himself its Savior. Now as the church submits to Christ, so also wives should submit in everything to their husbands.

This is the same Book that says: Slaves, obey your earthly masters with respect and fear, and with sincerity of heart, just as you would obey Christ.6 Obey them not only to win their favor when their eye is on you, but as slaves of Christ, doing the will of God from your heart.7 Serve wholeheartedly, as if you were serving the Lord, not people,8 because you know that the Lord will reward each one for whatever good they do, whether they are slave or free.

So the Confederates were right, God does want good, obedient slaves.

Of course, we are smarter and better than that now. How could we not be? They were fucking savages, that still believed in human sacrifice - that was the entire point of Jesus.

Time to move on. Once upon a time these things did help tribes survive and grow into nations. They still weren't moral, but they did increase the chances of not being swallowed up by competitors.

But now these rules serve no purpose whatsoever. We don't need to produce as many children as we can to outbreed other nations, many of the problems we are facing come from overpopulation. We need relatively few soldiers, and our best jobs don't reward muscle but knowledge and intelligence, and women are absolutely equal in those aspects.

Still plenty of savages out there.

You need to respect yourself more.

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Not defending sleepy Joe there by any stretch, but if you don't eat pavement once in a while, you don't ride.

They probably gave him some extra applesauce with his meds. He'll be fine till next time.

Especially if you ride a high-end bike like he does. Notice what the actual issue is, he stopped quickly and then wasn't able to pull his toe out of the pocket on the pedal. He's got himself a bike that's aimed at folks who do long-distance rides and don't have to stop quickly for something like a press spray. Not claiming anything about Unca Joe's physical ability, but he's got himself the kind of pedals that folks who are serious about doing long-distance rides have. So, they're great when you're trying to go the distance, not so great when you're having to deal with situations where you might have to deal with something unexpected.

Sure, you won't always fuck up with them, but then again, most people don't have cameras watching every move you make. Even Lance Fucking Armstrong has had to eat pavement.

Nice spin!

It has the virtue of being true.

Of course, I realize truth is something you aren't very familiar with.