My nukes are bigger than your nukes!

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  1. Zombie

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    Never said otherwise.

    Just said that even if said missiles failed we'd still have to crush North Korea. And nukes would still be used. At least in theater. You don't think Kim would use whatever he has?

    But you seem to be a bit racist as well, like Aurora, always looking down on the North Koreans like they are a sub-species or something who can't add 1+1.
  2. Anduril

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  3. K.

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    Solely? Of course not. But this response gives credibility to Kim's approach, humiliates the United States, and essentially tells the world that NK is China's problem now, since America is no longer governed by adults, only another Kim in a larger suit.
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    Sean the Puritan Endut! Hoch Hech!

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    This prevents me from taking your objections seriously.

    Such goes Wordforge.
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  5. K.

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    It takes an immature childish display of grandstanding... and tries to field a less mature, more childish response. When you see a child throwing a tantrum, you do not respond by going into a louder and meaner tantrum yourself. You're banging your fists against the floor? asks the President of the United States of America. Well watch me bite into this pillow!
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  6. Amaris

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    There’s a book by a Korean expatriate called “A River in Darkness,” that describes the life of an average North Korean from the 1950s to the 1990s, and if I didn’t know it before, I knew it after reading that book, Kim Il-Sung, Kim Jong-Il, and Kim Jong-Un are all fucking cold, calculating, and predatory. They know exactly what they’re doing to maintain power, and part of that is keeping everyone off balance. The more one underestimates them, the more dangerous they become.
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  7. Fisherman's Worf

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    I hope we all die IMO
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  8. Bailey

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    The entire Kim dynasty strategy for holding power revolves around NK needing to be strong enough to stand up to the USA.

    The POTUS both acknowledging their growing military strength and making immature threats plays exactly into that.
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  9. Tererune

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    There is a reality that little Kim has been pushing to see how far he can go and how much he can get for a while. Launching shit over Japan and south Korea is not acceptable at this point. For a his faults, Donnie little hands was never going to be in a position to tell north Korea to wink. This is the only way that man knows how to say to the rest of the world someone else needs to go over to little Kim and tell him to stop launching rockets into the sky because shit is getting real. As much as Donnie little hands is a complete fuck up, the US president was never going to be in a good position to do it. Obama could not do it. If we put someone else in there they could not do it. Really China or Russia needs to go calm little Kim down and tell him to keep his ejaculations confined for a while. This is how Donald trump says that.

    It has really been a long time coming and they do have to reign their dog in a bit because he is fucking up the neighbors lawn and making a real mess. It sucks that things have gotten this far, but the us solution to the problem does work, but is not going to be anything but horrific. Even if Donnie little hands was someone decent there is no way we can do this in a peaceful less warlike way. Russia and China have to tell little Kim enough is enough, and if that is not in their power then the world really has to consider war to remove the regime from power and stop deadly missiles from going over peaceful countries.
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    Yes, but we can not have icbms flying over south Korea and Japan. Little Kim is just too wacked out of his gourd to be allowed to do this shit. If he wants to lie to his people and shoot them in the head that is up to him. When he is launching potential nuclear missiles into the sky for fun it is time someone has a sit down with the boy and explains how many ways we are going to rip his nuts off his body through his fat little mouth.
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  11. Dinner

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    Anyone want to bet Trump literally is demanding a huge red button on his desk which is larger than anyone elses? Knowing his childishly gaudy design tastes he probably wants a clownishly large (at least a foot in diameter) red button so he can have pictures of himself sitting next to it.
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    In fairness, I would want a big red button, too.
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    A big, red, shiny, candy-like button.
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  14. Amaris

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    It has to say "Big Rock Candy Mountain" on it.
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    I want to know if the big red button is a gender specific desire for toddlers....I mean world leaders. Is Angela Merkel wanting a big red button too, or would she be happier with a unicorn and a tiara? Maybe we could have avoided this whole red button thing if we elected Hillary and got her some my little ponies to play with?
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    Not safe for my bleeding eyes!
    :ban:

    Can we get some pictures of dayton's foot to wash that image out of my brain.

    (Because it has to be said, that was a joke and not a request so please do not post pictures of your foot Mr Dayton.)
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  19. Bickendan

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    Charlie the Unicorn disagrees!
  20. Dinner

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    I am reminded of when Trump had people over to a White House dinner and said everyone else only gets one scoop but he gets two.

    Just a man-child. A very ignorant, selfish man-child.
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    I'd guess she wants to have both of them spanked until they shut up. That's have them spanked, not do so herself. She's busy.
  23. Aurora

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    @Zombie stop shitting your pants. Of course NK is no joke but it's also not a world ending danger. Just rest assured that anything Kim says or does is for internal reasons. The whole dictatorship rests on hating the US and its allies. So they have to drum up the rhetoric and grand gestures more and more. Also, Kims main target is not wiping out anyone but self preservation of the regime. He's neither a troll nor a supervillain who'd have his country wiped out just to make a statement.

    A sane mind on the other side would just let him ramble on and maybe shoot down anything that leaves NK airspace and goes faster than a passenger jet. But nooooo...
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  24. Dinner

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    How many months has she been unable to form a government? She is beyond her sell by date and needs to be put out to pasture.
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  25. Dinner

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    https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.bbc.com/news/amp/world-europe-42557828

    Merkel has literally spent years trying to hide the truth, ordering crime stats to be faked so true crime figures don't damage her politically, ordering police to not keep records on migrant crime, ruthlessly trying to censor or silence anyone who did not blindly support her horrible policies. She really has some autocratic tendencies which makes her unfit to be trusted with any power. Despite all that the truth will out and it is now doing exactly that despite Merkel's attempts to hide it.

    It is going to get worse too, a lot worse. The government still is only deporting 8% of the fake refugees who have had their cases rejected by the courts. What a clusterfuck of failure.

    Please note the quotes by German officials stating that only about 1% will end up getting permanent legal residency because literally 99% of the refugee claims are fucking fake. As in virtually all of them. Damn right Merkel deserves endless blame for bringing this disaster about and driving a wedge through Europe with her unilateral action which set off the crisis. She is still trying to force everyone else into bailing her out but the east is rightly saying no.
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  26. Stallion

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    And your posting this in a thread about Trump issueing nuclear threats over twitter because?? :wtf:
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  27. Dinner

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    Responding to K. Besides most red room threads end up changing topics as the conversation progresses. Roll with it.
  28. Dayton Kitchens

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    Has anyone considered that if President Trump simply ignored Kim that it might well cause him to take even more dangerous and provocative actions in order to get some kind of response?
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    Of course officially ignoring Kim must be accompanied by busy backroom action - from diplomacy to shooting down any missile that leaves NK airspace (with a healthy :shrug: because noooo, we didn't do it!)

    Tough talk followed by no action whatsoever is just akin to a toddler spewing baseless threats whenever something isn't to his liking.
  30. Tererune

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    Wish, calm down Mr beavis. I was only wondering if female world leaders needed giant red buttons too, or if they got something else because they were girls. I did not mean to trigger your snowflake problems. It is ok now, you can calm down. You can have a unicorn or something else if it makes you happy.
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