Need a definition of irony

Use this one.

irony: having the look or feel or iron

Yeah, that's, like, soooo funny.

Not.

Irony.

Somoebody who can't say a word without an "ee".

When I saw the first part of the thread title (before the part about the fire station) I was going to say a fire house burning down.....it happened once when I was stationed in Korea.

Irony is Rosencrantz claiming not to be Actormike's dual on the basis of being a chick.

From dictionary.com:

Someone once told me it was like rain on your wedding day, but I think its like a free ride after you've already paid.

Not entirely sure.

I'm ashamed to admit I had to look it up. I was thinking Red Dwarf...

Irony is the use of words expressing something other than their literal intention.

In this case, a fire department actually being a department on fire. Alanis Morrisette notwithstanding.