And they will not be getting married. Just two straight puppets living together. Nothing too see here.
Actually, I think both of them are into beastiality. Bert, of course, is into pigeons and Ernie is into duckies.
Is Kermit the only character who ever crossed over between the Muppetverse and the Sesame Street-verse?
I was saddest when I figured out that C3PO and R2D2 were homobots. They do make me smile they're so gay.
I assume this applies only to Sesame Street, since Kermit and Miss Piggy's sexual inclinations are pretty obvious (well, Piggy's are, anyway; I suppose Kermit's terror at the thought could be an indication of being gay or asexual). And don't forget Gonzo, the ... poultrysexual?
Am I going to have to be the one to point it out? Have we not been told that marriage is for those who procreate? Muppets do not bear offspring! Thus, NONE may marry damnit!!!!