No celebtratory thread celebrating the Unbanning of Flashlight celebration?

Discuss.

Why would we celebrate that? Nobody wept for his departure.

At least he starts good threads.

I certainly didn't weep because of my absence.

Oh you mean these

You're right - I'd love to have more of your one-liners and less of those boring issues Flashlight contributes.

Please. Your only claim to fame was the orange slices, and that got old years ago. The Firefly thing was always a bit forced.

I made the Baby Flashlight

When was he banned?

Little Nicky didn't like having his dirty diaper smeared in his face, so he threw a tantrum and punished the big, bad Flashlight (of course, I *was* doing this in the Help Desk, so I brought it on myself). Nicky should be a character on LOST, given his raging Daddy issues and need to "punish" older men.

So you seek fame here, eh?!

I don't remember the Baby Flashlight. Perhaps you could repost?

I think it was during the thread title shitstorm. In HD. Kept flaming until he got banned.

Seemed to work out pretty good. You got banned. We laughed at you. And now ya back.

And we still laugh at you.

Win-win

Yes, I'm hoping that my participation here leads to a production deal with a major Hollywood studio.

Just look down in ya underwear.

BTW - did Listkeeper ever apologize for calling Volpone a rapist?

Fluffer?

It was five fucking days.

There wasn't even time to miss him.

That's Liet's gig. I need to be in front of the camera.

Every Flashlight's death diminishes you.

Ahh, that's why I didn't notice.

Listkeeper never apologized for anything, and continues fanning flames wherever he finds them.

Yes, well, I do only have 8110 posts. That's just a drop in the bucket compared to some.....

Bow to me faithfully, bow to me splendidly.

Oh, was The Flashlight gone?

Don't leave me alone in this cold cruel world again!

He was never all there in the first place, so "gone" isn't quite the right word to use.

Well, I was thinking earlier that perhaps we should have a new forum, The Fleshy Room, wherein all Flashlight threads and all porn would be found. It would suck for the porn, but be oddly appropriate for the Flashlight threads.

Fortunately, the people running wordforge aren't sick and twisted enough to think of such things.