NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!

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  1. Mandi

    Mandi Bow Before Lord Voltaire

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    Bam Margera is getting married. Go ahead, I'll give you a minute to digest that!

    The rumors have been put to rest. Bam admitted to Jimmy Kimmel that he is, in fact getting married. Why is everyone so shocked? Well, Bam isn't exactly a role model for domestic tranquility.

    For those of you who are unfamiliar with Bam Margera, he is an amazing skateboarder with a bit of a wild side (even by skater standards!). For years he has been seen torturing his friends, himself and his parents in Viva La Bam, Jackass: the Movie and now in Jackass 2.

    Melissa Rothstein, a childhood friend, is the future Mrs. Margera. Of course, rumors abound about when the wedding will happen. I've heard wedding date theories from October through February '07.

    The location? Bam claims that Don Vito has connections with the Dupont family (?!?) and the wedding will be held on a Dupont estate. I wonder if they know about the wedding being "totally rock and roll".

    http://extremesports.suite101.com/blog.cfm/bam_margera_is_getting_married
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    According to his myspace account it's already happened. I'm heartbroken...........ok not really, but still i'm saddened greatly........I need a drink.
  2. Sean the Puritan

    Sean the Puritan Endut! Hoch Hech!

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    Poor bitch! HAHAHAHAH! Why would someone be stupid enough to marry THAT fucking scumbag?

    Someone should have left this douchebag in a dumpster long ago.
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  3. evenflow

    evenflow Lofty Administrator

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    Sometimes, some posts can really make me feel like Techman, so here goes... :wtf:
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    Megatron Banned

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  5. Techman

    Techman Still smilin' Deceased Member

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    :nyer:

    Yeah...I got no idea who she means, either.
  6. GuiltyGear

    GuiltyGear Fresh Meat

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    hahaha.. exactly.

    Dupont is also the largest chemical company in the world.
  7. Ash

    Ash how 'bout a kiss?

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    Good luck to one of the nastiest and most annoying "men" on the entire planet earth. Maybe now he'll have less time to inflict himself on other human beings.
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  8. Shirogayne

    Shirogayne Gay™ Formerly Important

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    His parents in particular should be glad to be rid of him. :garamet:
  9. Volpone

    Volpone Zombie Hunter

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    Eh. If he stays married for two years I'll be surprised.
  10. Mandi

    Mandi Bow Before Lord Voltaire

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    I'm betting about six months myself.
  11. Dr. Drake Ramoray

    Dr. Drake Ramoray 1 minute, 42.1 seconds baby!

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    Who?
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  12. Volpone

    Volpone Zombie Hunter

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    Barney's kid on the Flintstones, I think. :unsure:
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  13. Awesome Possum

    Awesome Possum Liberal Queen of TNZ

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    You know those stupid deodorant ads where the guy is talking and a fat guy is getting hurt? He is the guy that talks and the fat guy is actually his uncle, who gets paid to get fucked with.
  14. oldfella1962

    oldfella1962 the only real finish line

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    Relax! Don Vito is still available! :)
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    Awesome Possum Liberal Queen of TNZ

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    He's in jail I think.
  16. Mandi

    Mandi Bow Before Lord Voltaire

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    yeah, I do believe he still is in jail......and eww
  17. Fisherman's Worf

    Fisherman's Worf I am the Seaman, I am the Walrus, Qu-Qu-Qapla'!

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    I hope this means a special wedding episode of Viva La Bam where Bam and his friends do completely outrageous stuff that pisses off April and Bam's fiancee.

    And why is Vito in jail? Is that why they haven't been making any new episodes?
  18. Mandi

    Mandi Bow Before Lord Voltaire

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    yes, actually they will be doing an episode about it....it's called Viva La Matrimony and it's on Jan 30th.

    And Vito is in jail for sexual assult on two minors.........and they didn't make new episodes because Bam was doing Jackass II
  19. Fisherman's Worf

    Fisherman's Worf I am the Seaman, I am the Walrus, Qu-Qu-Qapla'!

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    That's great news (about the new episode).

    How much longer will Vito be in jail for?
  20. Mandi

    Mandi Bow Before Lord Voltaire

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    No clue, there hasn't been much news on it since he was arrested....for all I know he could be out of jail.....
  21. Fisherman's Worf

    Fisherman's Worf I am the Seaman, I am the Walrus, Qu-Qu-Qapla'!

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  22. Mandi

    Mandi Bow Before Lord Voltaire

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    HAHAHA GOOD! He's a creepy motherfucker.
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    Shirogayne Gay™ Formerly Important

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    Wow, this second movie felt like something was missing from it, but I can't say I blame them for taking his scenes out.
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    Sonic_Storm The Crowing

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    His parents live with him. He owns the house. Thats why he gets to do all that shit.
  25. Mandi

    Mandi Bow Before Lord Voltaire

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    I think Ape and Phil have their own place now....at least that's how it appeared in Jackass II.