Now I'll Have to Start Watching Duck Dynasty?

Still, it's an appropriate thread in which to duck the question, no?

Get off your high horse dude. Nobody gives a shit what an obscure guy like you thinks.
And to answer your query: both Hinduism and Buddhism condemn homosexuality (it is just not as much promoted) and yes, they are true religions.
Happy?

This source indicates it's not so simple as you claim:

http://www.religionfacts.com/homosexuality/hinduism.htm
http://www.religionfacts.com/homosexuality/buddhism.htm

http://www.pewforum.org/2012/12/07/religious-groups-official-positions-on-same-sex-marriage/

But then, there are also some denominations of Christianity that do not so...I still suspect circular reasoning is in play here.

Your sources are wrong. You've never even been outside the States. So don't project your wishes upon what you don't even remotely know.

so I'm obliged to take the word of an anonymous blowhard on a message board as the final authority?

Sure. I'll do that.

Debunk them, then. With, yanno, facts, not just one of your Superior Intellect rants.

Being that you and your ilk are inferior to me in every way, I need not waste my time.

That's a good point. Perhaps you shouldn't bother to visit this sorry excuse for a discussion board. We are iredeemably beneath you. Chop chop, off to a worthy place with you!

Do you still live with your mom?

"Being that" is such gutter English.

Wordforge's biggest loser returns after his annual rape pilgrimage around India! Did you do your ancestors proud?

I can juggle.

Dear Gawd! Five quotes! I am soooooooooo honoured!

Why are you so obsessed with my family?
Jealous that yours is absolutely from the gutter?

Oh, and are you still a cocksucking faggot?

Well, no need to ask if you're still a bigoted moron.

Now who is his new fella? Krieg clone?

So you still live with your mommy.

Does she wipe your butt for you still while you hold your wiener?

Pussyfart remembers me! I'm so very honoured.