Nuke Dallas from orbit?

Discussion in 'The Red Room' started by gul, Oct 12, 2014.

  1. Zenow

    Zenow Treehugger

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    So gays don't eat chocolate? I also heard chocolate and heroin are a fantastic combination, something about heightened sensory experience..
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  2. gul

    gul Revolting Beer Drinker Administrator Formerly Important

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    That's what I'm saying, Dallas needs to be sealed off, all of Texas preferably. OMG!
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  3. gturner

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    They don't eat enough chocolate to offset the massive price increases the chocolate makers could get from an out-of-control epidemic (the African labor shortage is to blame!) and probably wouldn't offset all the extra chocolate everyone else would eat because they're sad, because all their gay friends died, their gardener keeled over, and the NFL and NBA seasons got cancelled because the country flat ran out of blacks.
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  4. Dinner

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    The CDC wasn't wrong, genius. It said there may be some secondary infections but that the US medical system was well positioned to treat them and that there was no real danger of a wide spread out break in the US. Right wing dullards cut that to"THERE WAS A CASE IN THE US SO THE CDC LIED!"

    Go read the original source rather then relying upon known liars like brettbart to feed you half truthes and deceptively editted sound bites.
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  5. Zenow

    Zenow Treehugger

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    Nice comeback :D

  6. Dinner

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    I guess I'll just have to eat chocate from Latin America instead but I think I will skip the heroine. ;)
  7. gturner

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    Ebola quarantine in Boston.

    BRAINTREE — A Braintree medical center is being quarantined and a patient has been isolated outside the facility with a possible case of Ebola, officials said.

    The patient at Harvard Vanguard Medical Associates recently traveled to West Africa, and is being isolated because of his medical complaints, fire officials said Sunday.

    “Ebola protocol is in place,” said Joe Zanca of Braintree Fire Department. “We don’t know if he actually has Ebola.”

    Outside Harvard Vanguard Medical Associates, police cruisers, fire trucks, and ambulances lined Grossman Drive, and the parking lot was cordoned off by yellow police tape.

    William Cash, a Braintree firefighter, said “no one is leaving.”


    The CDC admits they don't know how the nurse in Dallas contracted Ebola, and assume there must have been a breach in protocol. In response they're going to try to step up protective measures, greatly reduce the amount of contact with patients, and cut out some of the more extreme interventions (so why not just leave each victim in an empty field?) The head of the CDC says more cases might appear. The Spanish nurse seems to be improving a little, but if every Ebola carrier who comes to the US gives Ebola to a health care worker, and half the victims die, allowing continued travel from West Africa is little better than picking out some of our best nurses at random and setting them on fire.
  8. gul

    gul Revolting Beer Drinker Administrator Formerly Important

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    There's a subway station in Braintree, they'd better shut it down.
  9. oldfella1962

    oldfella1962 the only real finish line

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    Maybe not in coach. Get a free upgrade to 1st class and it's a whole different animal! They have a flimsy curtain walling them off from the riff-raff, so anything can happen!
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    The man showed up at the clinic with symptoms, which means that if it is Ebola then he was contagious over the entire route he took.

    But don't worry, Obama spent 40 seconds on the phone discussing the Texas nurse case with an expert, then left to play his 200th round of Presidential golf.

    He's got this.
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    In honor of Muad's passing, I think they should nuke Boston as well, making sure to use a large enough warhead to take out Ted Kennedy's grave.
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  12. Dinner

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    Edit: never mind different one. Still there have been over 100 false alarms as hypocandriacs all claim they have ebola just because they catch a cold.
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  13. Dinner

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  14. Diacanu

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    It might be time to start shooting hypochondriacs.

    Come on, they want to die.
    They want to be sick, and the endgame of sick is death.
    They want death.
    Let's give it to them.
    :yes:
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    Surround everyone with everything we've got!
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  16. Dinner

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    The case in boston wasn't ebola. Like I said lots of false alarms.
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  17. Lanzman

    Lanzman Vast, Cool and Unsympathetic Formerly Important

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    THEY'VE GOTTEN TO DINNER! SURROUND HIM WITH EVERYTHING WE'VE GOT!!
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  18. Demiurge

    Demiurge Goodbye and Hello, as always.

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    In a just world they wouldn't have nice things but the do great due to older white low information voters. That is their bread and butter.
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    :lol:

    Kincannon is a massive troll on Twitter. His shit is hilarious to read.....
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    What's that again about Democrats and low information voters? I was laughing so hard I lost my concentration.
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    garamet "The whole world is watching."

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    Res ipsa loquitur.
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    Call 911! Garamet had a stroke - she's speaking gibberish - more than usual!
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    Are you really trying to ask that question? :lol:
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  26. evenflow

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    The OU/Texas game was last weekend.

    The moment has passed. :(
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  27. Dinner

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    The same old group of wankers from that other board keep up their endless wanking. Seriously, get a life and find a new obsession, losers.
  28. Liet

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    Hey, you should take that threat seriously:
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    I myself, however, believe we ought to take with the utmost seriousness these reports of sinister southern inflitration.

    I mean, can you even begin to grasp the horrors that would befall our homeland should the great state of Texas ever fall into the hands of violent, well-armed religious extremists obsessed with a bizarre ideology that rejects science, democracy, and rationalism?

    That is mindlessly opposed to the rights of women, gays, and religious and ethnic minorities?

    That wantonly murders those it wishes to kill in furtherance of its own twisted corrupt bigot morality, making a mockery of established, western norms of due process and equality under the law?

    Indeed, I greatly fear that should Texas fall to such... such... loonies, we may even see the rise of a well-organized movement to separate that state from Our Union!

    It could happen here.

    Tremble.

    Shit's for real.
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  29. Shirogayne

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    He's baaaaa-ack! ;)
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  30. Dinner

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    Liet is a nice guy and WF needs all the posters it can get especially since regulars have been dying faster than new posters sign up.
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