Observe!

There seems to be some confusion on this subject, so your Uncle Albert is here to clear it up for you.

THIS is how you prepare yourself a goddamn drink.




http://s874.photobucket.com/albums/ab307/Abraham1976/?action=view&current=drink.mp4

Is the douchey wink optional or required?

With those glasses? Strict requirement.

I'm glad I have a full head of hair. If not, I'd look...uncomfortably...similiar to UA.

I love the jelly jar glass.

That is a genuine Mason jar, dammit.

Was that Johnnie Walker Red Label?

I make double talls here at the house. Our regular glassware are double sized Old Fashioned (aka Working) glasses (24oz). So, that's what I use.

That looks like one of those glasses designed to look like a mason jar rather than a real mason jar.

Can't believe he drank it out of a glass. Pussy.

He usually drinks it off a naked man, but he couldn't very well post a video of that now could he?

Nah. I have a couple of them. When my parents were kids, that's what store bought jams and jellies came in. My grandparents would save them. My parents ended up with some and now I have a few.

Fuck it. Guess Skin forgot to enable embedding.

This might be NSFW, depends on how attentive you are.

http://youtu.be/VEV-_n8mS3U

EDIT: And Skin never said he was a fuckin' cinematographer, just to head some cunts off at the pass.

wow.

chasing it with PBR, no doubt.

you are a total hipster fag.

Did you see a chaser, you shmuck?

Yummy!

Cool!

I'll allow it.

Did you continue drinking until too wasted to speak?

Im kinda feeling like that might be my night tonight.... but as we commonly see at Wordforge, regardless of the ability to speak we still manage to log in and post ...

Oh, and Ill go ahead and call it myself...

It's a Mason jar designed for gift jellies and jams.

It's one of those mason jars designed to look like a glass which was designed to replicate the look of a mason jar. Every sip is a mouthful of delicious, delicious paradox.

Unconsciousness.

That bottle did not survive the weekend.

Puss. Skin's didn't survive the night.