One reason I've supported President Kitchens

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  1. The Original Faceman

    The Original Faceman Lasagna Artist

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    What’s this about me creating Twitter? It’s not true. It was El Chup. He PMd me confessing to it years ago.
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  2. Dayton Kitchens

    Dayton Kitchens Banned

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    Fired from three jobs.

    A great father. If you have any doubts contact garamet and she can put you into contact with my daughter.

    A great husband. If you have any doubts I seem to recall that you have spoken to my wife on facebook so you can ask her anytime.

    I was a great son. Not sure how you can verify that but you're a smart boy, you could probably think of something.

    Vast amounts of history knowledge. You've seen my Praxis content knowledge score so that's not debatable as you well know.

    I contribute heavily to charity (aside from church).

    I've paid for the meals of students many times during school trips whom were unable to afford a meal (I've talked about this online before though I preferred not to brag but of course it was completely ignored anyway).

    I've stopped to assist many motorists whose vehicles were broken down. I know not always the wisest thing to do but I felt it proper.

    But no. You, shootER, and all the rest are going to consider the ONLY things I've posted about truthfully to be two alleged incident more than a decade and a half ago.

    You know you gentlemen are hypocrites pure and simple.
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  3. Steal Your Face

    Steal Your Face Anti-Federalist

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    If one were to google an image to pass as oneself why would that person pic a “butt ugly” person?
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  4. Dayton Kitchens

    Dayton Kitchens Banned

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    Going for authenticity I suppose.
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  5. shootER

    shootER Insubordinate...and churlish Administrator

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    Apparently that’s what Dayton did for his profile pic here. :shrug:
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  6. El Chup

    El Chup Fuck Trump Deceased Member Git

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    And let go in several more. And investigated for incompetence in another.

    I can only take your word for that. But that is the least you should do. And I would dispute that you are "great" considering you kept losing jobs and had to keep dragging your family around.
    Why? I know your wife you wally.

    A great husband doesn't hit his wife. You might be decent in other ways, but that's a read line for me that stops this being a positive.
    A "great son" doesn't live off his father's inheritance because he couldn't build a career for himself.

    You do NOT have vast history knowledge. You have been routinely caught out not knowing basic things, even today. As for your Praxis score, I have not seen it like you claim, nor do I know the test parameters.
    Such as? How can you when you have been frequently short of money?

    I've never heard this before. While a reasonable offering, it should be paid for by the school.

    And yet you failed to stop for the little old lady you committed a felony on.

    I don't think you know what the word hypocrite means.
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  7. ed629

    ed629 Morally Inept Banned

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    @shootER has posted several pictures of himself on here. You can tell it's him but the eyes, the mouth, and the chin. But you're too much of a buffoon and autisrau simpleton to realize that is him. Or as usual when backed into a corner you resort to insults and excuses to realize you've been proven wrong. And no one on here is impressed by your posts score. You did score very high in only one part, but the rest you performed at average or below average. And your constant boasting about the history score is another indicator of autism. Those with autism will happily boast about an insignificant accomplishment like it's a grand achievement.
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  8. Steal Your Face

    Steal Your Face Anti-Federalist

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    A simple google search brought up an authentic looking picture. There are some decent looking dudes in there, @shootER could have easily used it.
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  9. The Original Faceman

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    I bet he flat out rocks at tying shoes.
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  10. Man Afraid of his Shoes

    Man Afraid of his Shoes كافر

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    Beg pardon? :unsure:
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  11. Dayton Kitchens

    Dayton Kitchens Banned

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    when did this happen? Our daughter attended TWO separate schools over the course of 13 years. kindergarten through 12th grade.
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  12. ed629

    ed629 Morally Inept Banned

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    Good point, but he probably pisses himself while he does.
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  13. shootER

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    :yes:

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  14. El Chup

    El Chup Fuck Trump Deceased Member Git

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    How many times have you had to move house in the past few years alone?
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  15. El Chup

    El Chup Fuck Trump Deceased Member Git

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    Course, with the bits being cut off, might actually need...

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  16. Dayton Kitchens

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    Many but not necessarily due to job issues. For example we moved in November of 2016 about a quarter mile away because we promised Annalee we would get her a dog and could only have one if we lived in a certain sized home.

    In 2014 we moved from a house we loved to our third place in this town because the house owner found someone who was interested in buying the house outright.

    In 2006 in Norphlet we moved literally across the yard. Our landlord got married and moved out of his house next to the house we rented. He offered us his far larger house.

    But I'm pretty certain those explanations won't fit your biases.
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  17. Steal Your Face

    Steal Your Face Anti-Federalist

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    Okay now you’re just making up stories based on lyrics by The Band.
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  18. tafkats

    tafkats scream not working because space make deaf Moderator

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    After you and @garamet, and possibly @Forbin, @shootER is one of the most open people here as far as offline life is concerned.

    "In my opinion, the credibility of a statement against interest is immensely more credible that one made in advancement of previous existing interests." -- Dayton3
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  19. Tuckerfan

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    Okay, so shootER will get in his time machine, go back to basic training and tell the him who is in basic training to hold up a sign which says, "Hey, wifebeater, Dayton! This is me in the military! Happy?" He'll take a picture, come back to 2018 and post it. Sound like a plan?
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  20. Steal Your Face

    Steal Your Face Anti-Federalist

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    Dayton will just say it’s photoshopped.
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  21. shootER

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    FTFY :bergman:
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    If Dayton would bother to read Blue Room threads other than his own he might actually learn something.

    I’ll admit that I read his (and Volpone’s) for no other reason than to feel better about my own life. When I think things can’t get worse, their threads are stark reminders of how good I have it.
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  23. The Original Faceman

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    I actually read @Dayton3 blue room thread to learn how to be a more loving and caring father and husband. :yes:
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  25. We Are Borg

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    No. IIRC it was Faceman or We Are Borg who set it up.[/quote]

    :rotfl:

    Dude, I'm such a luddite I can barely figure out how to post on Wordforge. :lol:

    But thanks for including me in your paranoid fantasies. :techman:
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    ^^^ See? I can't even get the fucking quote tags to work. :blink:
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  28. El Chup

    El Chup Fuck Trump Deceased Member Git

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    Welcome to Club Dayton. :ramen:
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  29. Minsc&Boo

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    El chup got a restraining order from grace park and Dayton had some no mean no issues with Emilia Clarke.
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  30. The Original Faceman

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    Shut up you worthless human shit stain.
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