OK. For reasons that aren't even entirely clear to ME, I decided to Google up "Xylon". (Actually, that's not entirely true. I decided to Google up "Xylon Kronk", but the results from that were crap.) Here is what I found. I'm not entirely sure what it does. Maybe explores Mars. Possibly harvests Spice. Or fights zombies. But you NEED one!
Volpone offering purchasing advice to evenflow... I thought this thread would be about assless chaps.
OK, I keep seeing this referance to "assless" chaps all the time, and I have to ask, as a long-time fan of the great American Western movie, just where do you guys know of that makes chaps that do cover your ass? Chaps cover your legs, that's it. Ideally, your ass in the saddle. I mean really, David Lee Roth got that look by wearing a G-string under his chaps, everybody knows that.
