Pastor wants Atheists to register.

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  1. Speck

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  2. Mrs. Albert

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  3. Uncle Albert

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    Sure, buddy. I'll sign your registry. Come on over, and we'll have a nice chat about it.



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  4. Diacanu

    Diacanu Comicmike. Writer

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    So...is he saying atheists are as bad as sex offenders...or is he saying sex-offenders are as harmless as atheists, and this is some weird kind of NAMBLA apologia?

    Either way, he's a fucking kook.
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  5. Dr. Krieg

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    Alright, register the atheists. After that, we can send that guy and all his adherents to the camps. :bergman:
    Dr. Krieg, Aug 31, 2011
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  6. actormike

    actormike Okay, Connery...

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  7. Dan Leach

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    Nutter, ignore him
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  8. Jenee

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    Anyone not on the registry is labeled a nutcase?

    Kinda like GATTICA, where if you're not on a list, you're 'subhuman'?
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  9. Ten Lubak

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    :lol: Hilarious. You can't make shit like that up.
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  10. Bulldog

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    Wow, one whole pastor...:ohnoes:
    Bulldog, Aug 31, 2011
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  11. garamet

    garamet "The whole world is watching."

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    So is he relegated to the "Not a REAL Christian" box?

    Two things I find amusing:

    • He's based in Berkeley
      He runs an "Internet church"

    Wonder if he's actually met any of his "parishioners"?
    garamet, Aug 31, 2011
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  13. oldfella1962

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    Last time I checked it was a free country. If I didn't serve 22+ years defending these freedoms, let me know, Pastor Fuckface.
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  14. Paladin

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    People who want to register other people for their beliefs should be registered.
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  15. RickDeckard

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    This is good. By proposing such a scheme, this "pastor" identifies himself as an imbecile that people would be better not to listen to, and does some further damage to his particular brand of bronze-age superstition.
    RickDeckard, Aug 31, 2011
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  16. Marso

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    Pastor needs to fuck off and die.
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  17. Ten Lubak

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    No one's saying this is reflective of all Christians, everyone is telling the guy to fuck off or just laughing at his stupidity. As they should.

    Perhaps thou doth protest too much...
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  18. RickDeckard

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    It's no less absurd than many of the things which you profess.

    Don't you believe that the Universe was sneezed into existence from the nose of a being called the Great Green Arkleseizure?
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    This man has no power to harm me.

    Unlike numerous current and wannabe politicians that have much more ludicrous beliefs.
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    People who want to register other people who want to register other people who want to register other people should be registered should be registered should be registered.
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    But all the best bands are affiliated with Satan. :cry:
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  22. Black Dove

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    Register this you fucking lunatic cockgobbler!

    :finger:
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    What? It isn't enough most churches keep lists of their members, they now want lists of atheists now, too?

    How about it's none of your business.
    Tamar Garish, Aug 31, 2011
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    I wonder if, like all those gay-bashing US politicians who turn out to be gay themselves, this pastor might really be an atheist? Over-compensation ftw!
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  25. garamet

    garamet "The whole world is watching."

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    Just another Guy with a Website looking for his 15 minutes...
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  26. Speck

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    The next thing you know, the government will want us to register when we turn 18 or label us with 9 digit numbers in a giant database!!


    Oh, wait.....
    Speck, Aug 31, 2011
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  27. Speck

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    I want all Trolls to be registered.
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    And Jesus reinforced the part about love and loving your neighbor regardless of who s/he is. I think this particular pastor needs to read the New Testament again.
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  29. Speck

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    no, MOST, if not ALL, Christian's need to reread that part.
    Speck, Aug 31, 2011
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  30. Dr. Krieg

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    Scandinavian Black Metal agrees! :bergman: :ele:
    Dr. Krieg, Aug 31, 2011
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