Phil_R is fucken drunk.....

so, obviously, the thing to do is to create a drunk thread.

i'm a noob. so i should probally get my post count up.

so whatcha wanna know?

fuck me.....it's awful early to be as drunk as i am. fuck

Who the hell is phil_r?

damn. i gotta bump my own thread. How sad.






I bet I wouldn't hafta beg for some attention if you people knew who I really am.

Do you always type this slow?

Who cares, baby?

yes.

but, to be fair, I'm a septaplegic. I have to type using a mouth-operated keyboard. The keyboard determines which letter to use by how hard I blow or suck.

Ironically, I can type the word "S-O-K-A-R" mostly by sucking.

Good one.

Who's dual are you?

teh baba's

whose dual are you?

or who's?




or whose?



or hoooooooooooooooooooooooz?




fuck. Grammar is confoooooooooooozing.







AHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!! TOOOOOO MUCH RUMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!




not enough coke.

shameless bump.

bump.....with a little shame.

fuckit.


i'm posting in here til I reach 50.

cos that's how I roll.

yeah.


I'm a white dude.


And I just said "that's how I roll."

cos that's how i roll.




yeah, i said it again.


godddammittromney.

HEY! I HIT 50!!!!

I wonder if my rep means something, now.

How does one in your position get drunk in the first place? Do you have one of those little hats with the straws?

PGT returns?

Bah. I'm too tired to photoshop a picture of a beer hat onto a picture of Stephen Hawking. It's a lot of goddammned work....especially considering that I have to do it all through a straw.

I'm going to bed..... or rather, I'm having my full-time home-nurse pry me out of my chair and tuck me into bed.

Catch you people later.

Well, not the most graceful WF debut.

[action=Robotech Master]looks at Phil_R's reg date...[/action]

Oh.

Damn, that was some serious lurking.