It has come to my attention that I've never watched porn, and while there is no overwhelming desire, I want to know what I'm missing. Suggestions?
Yeah. I suggest backing up any important files, making sure you still have the install disk for your OS, and verifying that your antivirus software is updated. I've lost track of how many times I've had to reformat because of some un-killable porno virus.
Eh... yeah. What Uncle Albert says. Viewing photographs alone is pretty dicey. Any site that hosts video is going to make you pay for watching it -- one way or another. Although, if you really insist, I can give you the addresses for two sites which, if you've got even basic antivirus protection, should be fine. http://www.youporn.com http://www.xvideos.com
If you like to see people get tied up and other depraved things, you could do worse than http://www.free-hardcore.com/menu.php . Free sample photo galleries and free 15 second video clips. Yes, I'm a sick, sick little monkey.
Eh, too much gross shit on Redtube, stick to Youporn, especially if you're a beginner... Then, go into the darker bowels of Hell if you feel up to it.
I've heard Youjizz is good. I heard you can stop the vids and there are no ads or a big "play" icon in the center. Just passin' along the info, you understand.
What a twisted bunch here. I can't wait to see what Tamar brings to the table Is she going to be the twisted witch or the innocent princess that is shocked at everyone? I'm in a witch mood
I've heard that most towns have these things called video stores where one can rent or even buy porn.
..have you been under a rock? Thanks to Redbox, Netflix, on-demand pay-per-view, Itunes, and torrenting, video stores are dropping like fucking flies. Poke your head out the window, you'll see a fuggin' tumbleweed.
Here in Georgia hard-core porn rental is a no-go. There a few exceptions, and the right to be in business is a hard-fought legal battle. Yes, crazy since anyone can get porn on the internet anyway.
I think there's one down the street, across from the Western Union office, right next to the blacksmith.
We still have at least three here that specialize in renting / selling the adult themed stuff. Blockbuster has assumed room temperature, but our Mom & Pop operations are still chugging along. As to suggestions, might I volunteer Digital Playground's Teagan: All American Girl, or Jesse Jane: Posh Kitten? The aformentioned Teagan, and ; The lovely and gracious Jesse Jane, Clyde's future hot sit-com wife.
That's because you choose the more untrustworthy sites. After many, many years of porn browsing, you learn where and where not to go. If it looks too good to be true, it means you're either going to pay for it with your wallet or your insomnia as you sit up until 4 AM getting rid of viruses and spam.
Peruse the selections at The Big List of Porn (TBLOP.com). They rank sites & alert you to popups and such. They even have categories if you like stories or pics or big tit amateurs or whatever.
