Please Don't Shoot Us

I don't get it.

It's Face. There's nothing to get.

I left off the caption (and article for that matter).

What about syphilis?

Your mom tried to give that to me too. Unlike you, I used protection.

Hey I'd take a balloon too.

I just like how they made sure to get a photo of a an awkward looking Asian kid.

What makes him awkward looking?

1) He's Asian
2) He's in High School
3) He's sitting on the ground on a rainy day
4) He's smiling ominously
5) He's smiling ominously at a girl 4 leagues out of his own.

Yes, Face can determine this from the back of her head.

If you can't then you're just not a man.

You can't see her face, but you can tell that just by looking at her ass?

See Garamet's a man.

I'd feel compelled to shoot the balloons.

Because I *don't* look at women's asses? How do you figure?

Maybe he thinks you're DeForest Kelly.

Asian game > your game.

Guy is High School's game > your game.

Probably waiting for class to start.

No he isn't.

No, 4 leagues out of YOUR own.

Face wouldn't know how to judge such things from looking at an ass. He's a bottom, and never really gets to see ass unless elaborate mirrors are involved.

He's not sitting, he's squatting dumbass.

That's much cooler.

Ominous? Hardly.

Allow me to read his mind:

"Awwwww jesus. Here comes one of those stuck up, fake ass chicks with her stupid balloons and some stupid garbage about students sticking together and fighting the violence. Like I haven't noticed that photographer over there and she's only speaking to me now because I'm Asian and it looks like she gives a shit when she doesn't even know who the hell I am and never spoke to me before today. I wonder what she'd do if I stood up and yelled "Seung killed because of bitches like you!!!" It might be worth it.....nahhh. Oh, well. And now I have to take a gay balloon because if I don't someone will probably want me in therapy because I must be on the edge.

Fuck."

Good Cho imitation.

So much for dark humor.

That presumes, of course, that he's occasionally in situations where the elaborate use of mirrors would even have a point.