I was actually just thinking about this the other day. The first three options sound the most Clintonesque. I voted for those. Brakes failing would be too obvious. Hillary's too smart for that.
That actually kind of reminds me of the Star Trek Nemesis opening, only with our Congress as the Romulan Senate and Hillary as that female senator. To tell the truth if she successfully killed off the idiots running this country, I'd vote for her on that basis alone, as sick as that sounds.
Oh hel, he's gonna get into the whitehouse and then be publicly fragged so he he can be history's JFK/MLK love child.