Predict Obama's "Horrible" and "Unfortunate" Accident

He's too close to the White House for Hillary's liking. What is in store for him?

All of them.

And Baba will be the one found to have been responsible.

(which is why there had to be so many tries)

You forgot the ever-popular dead in a plane crash while touring a remote region of a foreign country.

In a military plane with no black box of course.

Obama opens the matrix, green shit flies out, Hillary with Orson Welles's voice goes "destiny...you cannot...defeat...my...destinEEEEEE!!!!!", *boom!!*

*Hits self in side of head*

Damn you, 80's!!

I think his demise will be directly related to trying to beat one of Evil Knievel's records to win votes a few days before the election.

If anything, I think he might be Wellstoned.

I'm thinking possibly suicide, when he realizes news of said male Russian hooker is going to get out to the press. The person who notices from the suicide note that his handwriting and Hillary's look a lot alike will be found, floating facedown, yadda, yadda, yadda.

I'm tellin' ya, "All of the above" is the way to go...and Baba's the triggerman.

I think she'll go for the classic, simple version. Obama will be found face-down in Fort Marcy Park, having tripped, and fallen into a tree branch which will have pierced his heart or head.

Well... they're from Arkansas, so it might involve rope.

...while accidently dropping a revolver which will fall to the ground in just that 1:1000000 way that makes it go off and hit him dead center in the forehead, almost as if he'd been shot execution style.

The toaster falling into the bathtub is always a classic...

He'll be shot.

And I'll be dead afterwards for correctly predicting this.

Can GunForge protect me?

A blue dress.

Would that make Bill the first black president on the down low?

Obama is brought down by a stained blue dress that he was wearing while patronizing a male Russian hooker.

I'd stay away from any hotel kitchens if I were Barack...

RFK reference!!!!

You guys are all gonna look like fools if he actually wins.

Dont forget... THE WHOLE WORLD IS WATCHING!!!


With all the flap the Govt took after the assasination of Dr King (which many believe was one of the many reasons the UN chose to pull out of vietnam and left us over there to do our dirty work alone), I dont think congress would be willing to take that chance again

(especially with the ever worsening situation we are stuck in over in the Middle East)

I voted "Other," as in "bored to death by people who wouldn't vote for him anyway."

Heres an example

link: http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080209/ap_on_go_ca_st_pe/military_risk_assessment

assassination by white supremacist will be the most likely cause of death.

Whats Congress going to do to protect him? Earmark money for some useless "study"?

The Secret Service is more then capable.

The government had zero to do with MLK's protection (or lack of) because he was a private citizen. I'll remind you that the government also put his killer away for life.

That's been my guess for a week or more now. Ever since The Breck Girl bowed out of the race actually.

I sure Hillary is grooming her patsy as we speak.

After he kills himself or gets killed Jack Ruby style, we will find out he was a big talk radio fan too.

Exactly, he supported the Fair Tax, paid for his own healthcare, and dumped his used motor oil down the strom drain.

First off, it's "Brakes".

I picked "Other". My guess: he will fall down an elevator shaft onto a bunch of bullets.

Wasn't it Malcom X that once said:

"A man that stands for Nothing, will fall for Anything"


Personally I'm glad he at least has the balls to make a stand.

If every black person still had that "Nigger better stay in them weeds or Mazza gone whip you" mentality, slavery would still be alive and well in the U.S.