Random Meme Thread 2019

Da fuq?

Word.

Yep.

You fucking whore cunts.

Tell me Disney isn't racist now, bitches.

Turns out this is misattributed to Hitler. It was another Nazi, Gregor Strasser, who said it, so it's still

oh man that "extended warranty" meme was on target! Literally within 30 seconds of Verizon activating my new phone right in their store I got my first incoming call on my new phone - about my car's extended warranty!

For those of you who're unfamiliar with what happens to Lot after his wife ends up a pillar of salt, he bones his daughters.

Our father is old, and there is no man around here to give us children—as is the custom all over the earth.32 Let’s get our father to drink wine and then sleep with him and preserve our family line through our father.” -

okay this is very confusing: "the custom all over the earth" is to get your father drunk and fuck him because you live in a rural area and the subway lines haven't yet been extended to your neighborhood? Color me skeptical!

Granted my wife never got turned into a pillar of salt, so there's no telling how I might handle it. "There but for the grace of god go I" as they say!

Let's be clear. It's not fair to say that he boned his daughters. His daughters raped him.

When is Brazzers gonna get on top of that shit?

Dear Penthouse Forum - my wife Desiree (not her real name) recently got turned into a pillar of salt after some major neighborhood drama. My hot (or so they tell me) daughters Mistee and Portia (their real names) bought me a bottle of Thunderbird.......

FTFY