Random Meme Thread 2019

In that scenario, the girls would need the alcohol. And I doubt one bottle would cut it, even if it was Jack not TB.

Some bible stories make me pretty sure they had real good intoxicants back then.

one problem - his hands are too small to grip a bottle of Thunderbird. However this could solve that problem....and explain how he could be a self proclaimed wine expert!

You should try reading the Apocrypha. It’s pretty obvious from some of those accounts that they were doing opium and hallucinogenic mushrooms.

I'm past 40 now and my dick says "THIS IS NIAGRA!!" first and then thinks funtime second so I have to get up before I can get up.

I’m older than you and can still relate to a quote from Billy Gibbons in Musician magazine about why he wrote the song “Woke Up With Wood”.

“I woke up one morning, pogo-sticked to the bathroom, and had a vision.”

A wine glass has a very small stem and I am sure if he uses both hands he can grip it.

I’m usually worried about shooting myself in the eye.

@Fisherman's Worf

Basically alcohol had more of an effect on most people back then as there hadn’t been as much natural selection for tolerance.

Think about how damaging the introduction of alcohol was (and still is) to native populations in North America. This is how it was for middle eastern societies when its availability first became widespread.

you can't drink Thunderbird from a fancy glass!

I can't find it, but she's apparently HIV+ and has supposedly posted things like this as well.

I was going to say the dollar store has cheep wine glasses, but this is Trump. Trump brand wine glasses are perfect for the thunderbird drinker. What better than cheap wannabe classy Trump brand wine glasses when you are pouring thunderbird and pretending to be trailer park sheik. And it would go great with Carlo Rossi cheap ass gut rot for the italian in you.

Before anyone says it that is the preferred drink of the italian side of my family.

If trump grabs her by the pussy and gives her to Kavenaugh to rape on epstein's island it will be the greatest day of her life.

Alchohol predates recorded history, and I'm pretty sure that included the Middle East.

It wasn’t readily available until the agricultural revolution. Even then until higher alcohol wine came along what they had was lower alcohol beer.

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