Reddit: I am the guy with two penises. AMA.

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  1. Borgs

    Borgs Fresh Meat

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    http://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/1u75hh/i_am_the_guy_with_two_penises_ama/
    2014 is off to a good start :)
    Borgs, Jan 2, 2014
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  2. Chuck

    Chuck Go Giants!

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    :polarslam2:
    Chuck, Jan 2, 2014
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  3. TheBurgerKing

    TheBurgerKing The Monarch of Flavor

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    Huh, I thought I was the only one with this condition.
    TheBurgerKing, Jan 2, 2014
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  4. Nautica

    Nautica Probably a Dual

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    I'm guessing that dude's GF must *love* DP... :unsure: :ramen:
    Nautica, Jan 2, 2014
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  5. Dinner

    Dinner 2012 & 2014 Master Prognosticator

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    He is missing out on a promising career in porn.
    Dinner, Jan 2, 2014
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  6. The Original Faceman

    The Original Faceman Lasagna Artist

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    He's bisexual too it says.

    I guess one dick for each gender.
    The Original Faceman, Jan 2, 2014
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  7. ed629

    ed629 Morally Inept Banned

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    ed629, Jan 2, 2014
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  8. The Original Faceman

    The Original Faceman Lasagna Artist

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    Which one does he pee with?
    The Original Faceman, Jan 2, 2014
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  9. ed629

    ed629 Morally Inept Banned

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    Apparently both.
    ed629, Jan 2, 2014
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  10. Bickendan

    Bickendan Custom Title Administrator Faceless Mook Writer

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    The one that's ahead :meh:
    Bickendan, Jan 2, 2014
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  11. Chuck

    Chuck Go Giants!

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    cool -- he can fire phasers and launch photon torpedoes in his toilet
    Chuck, Jan 2, 2014
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  12. Larry

    Larry 18 wheels a rolling!! Deceased Member Moderator

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    A girl would be busy keeping him hard.. :D
    Larry, Jan 2, 2014
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  13. gul

    gul Revolting Beer Drinker Administrator Formerly Important

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    Wait, so Borgs has two penises?
    gul, Jan 2, 2014
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  14. The Original Faceman

    The Original Faceman Lasagna Artist

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    I'm not sure they are properly positioned for DP. I'd like to see him try. Maybe two girl side by side.
    The Original Faceman, Jan 2, 2014
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  15. Bickendan

    Bickendan Custom Title Administrator Faceless Mook Writer

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    So... if one's hard and the other's limp, he's only half interested? :unsure:
    Bickendan, Jan 2, 2014
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  16. ed629

    ed629 Morally Inept Banned

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    Can he cock dock with himself?

    And for the love of god... do not do a Google image search on cock docking.
    ed629, Jan 2, 2014
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  17. Bickendan

    Bickendan Custom Title Administrator Faceless Mook Writer

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    You know you enjoyed it, Ed.
    Bickendan, Jan 3, 2014
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  18. Mrs. Albert

    Mrs. Albert demented estrogen monster

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    Whoa. :shock: That's pretty amazing that they're both fully functional and normal-sized.
    Mrs. Albert, Jan 6, 2014
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  19. Lt. Mewa

    Lt. Mewa Rockefeller Center

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    I'm pretty sure the girls run away screaming. :garamet:
    Lt. Mewa, Jan 6, 2014
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  20. Aenea

    Aenea .

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    You gotta be be ambidextrous to handle that situation. :whoa:
    Aenea, Jan 6, 2014
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  21. Tuckerfan

    Tuckerfan BMF

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    Google Carl Carrol, and hit the first link with bme.com in the URL. Absolutely, positively NSFW.
    Tuckerfan, Jan 6, 2014
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  22. Bickendan

    Bickendan Custom Title Administrator Faceless Mook Writer

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    Why the fuck would someone do that? :wtf:
    Bickendan, Jan 6, 2014
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  23. Tuckerfan

    Tuckerfan BMF

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    The chains go to nipple piercings, BTW.
    Tuckerfan, Jan 6, 2014
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  24. ed629

    ed629 Morally Inept Banned

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    Ha! I remember posting a link about that on here quite a few years ago.
    ed629, Jan 6, 2014
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