Remember the Champagne Room?

I have at least 90% of it as well as all of the old Boob Thread saved to a CD. What is the price you are willing to pay for them to not find their way to the four corners of the internet?











[?=Just Kidding]About the blackmail part. [/?]

Sounds familiar.

IMO it's a dangerous thing to even threaten something like that in jest.

You're lying.

There's no way you'd fit even 90% of my penis into 600Mb.

Wasn't here for the Champagne Room. Anybody want to dish?

Well, yes. I assume so, and I think that was the rule at the time for anyone at the time.

Ummm, it was tits, ass and cock. What more do you wanna know?

Fair enough, I guess I'll have to see where this joke takes me. I have to say that it has been an interesting journey getting to know you all if it ends up with my banning.

I hear that. Astronauts call my house telling me to stop pissing in the back yard!

My CDs are 700Mb, bub. Though it goes without saying, I didn't save any penis shots and 90% is a rough estimate.

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Would've been funnier if you'd said 'my neighbor's back yard!'

Do not repost any of the content without the permission of the person in the picture.

Those sorts of pics belong in the White Room anyway.

Threatening blackmail is ugly business...let's not go there, please.

Of course I see the joke.

Doesn't mean every person who ever sees this thread will...including guests who don't understand the dynamics.

Because even the regulars find the dynamics a moving target.

*Note: This post is a general comment on the thread and not necessarily a direct response to a specific post in the thread.

Ahhh. <Bock leaves thread posthaste>

Thought I might have gone off a bit too quick on that one... pun not intended. I shoulda just let the thread unfurl on its own, probably would've been funnier.

'Splain.

There are definite rules of behavior for Wordforge that are written down and everyone can read them. Then there are the "you should have known better than that!" rules, which change depending on the weather, the day of the week, the phase of the moon, and who's in what sort of mood at any given moment.

There is no sex in the champagne room.[/Chris Rock]

So wouldn't it be a reasonable assumption to always be on your best behaviour as a means to prevent your ass from getting slapped? Again, no pun intended. The rules aren't that hard to follow and I'm still waiting out 1 point. You get what you deserve for the most part and common sense can dictate the blank spaces in the rule books.

There was a disturbing lack of hardcore shots, that is for sure.

Well, you can see for yourself how what you intended as a joke could easily have backfired. When "best behavior" is not only frequently redefined, but applied differently to different posters, there is in fact no such thing as "best behavior," only "accepted behavior for Poster X, as opposed to Poster Y as of today, Tuesday, May 20, 2008."

That's what I mean by a moving target.

garamet, is that a dildo in your avatar?? :flow2:

How can an asian guy not know what that is???

It's a metaphor.

So, the Chinese finger dildo - what is it a metaphor for?

You can finger fuck both holes and still get nowhere?

Scorponok is going

I bet he has a drawer full of them at home.

I never got in to the Champagne room.

I requested to join, but then it was taken away...