Republican Turtle seems to have a stroke

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    Shutting Mitch down doesn't lose you anything, if anything you win.

    Restarting him loses everyone a shitload.
     
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    Been a long day at work, because I read the title as "Repub. Tuttle..." and I thought, yeah that tracks.
     
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    Hang it up, Mitch. No shame in getting old.

    I don't like the guy, but I don't want him to stroke out and die on national TV, either.
     
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    If the reporter had asked his question louder Mitch wouldn’t have stroked out.
     
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    Only for aging ones?

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