Republican Turtle seems to have a stroke

Kentucky party. Normal people.

Kentucky. Normal people.

Kentucky. Normal.

No. I live less than 40 miles from the border with Kentucky. They’re bugfuck.

https://x.com/ingrahamangle/status/1698407833346199919?s=46&t=iYW3foyqIA6Tn8VWwn3nwQ

Well, to be fair, being a GOP senator doesn't mandate any sort of cognitive function whatsoever.

Kentucky's main cultural event is a bunch of people getting dressed up in fancy clothing and giant hats to watch big smelly Genetically modified horses with little tiny midgets race around in a circle while they sip mint julips. They put all the poors in the middle of the giant circle with no shade while the rich surround them in hunger games attire and bet on which horse wins and which poors drop first.

This is called the Kentucky Derby. This is the only thing Kentucky does for the world. Do I need to explain any further?

Corvettes.

Corvette is an old Anglo Saxon word for mid life crisis.

Never was attracted to them, but they're a nice piece of engineering from GM.

I thought it was Latin for glass dick.

I like the look, but it is like wearing platform heals. Pretty doesn't get things done like my car does.

It is probably both.

https://x.com/cspan/status/1699504049727627566?s=46&t=iYW3foyqIA6Tn8VWwn3nwQ

GOP Senator Josh Hawley Calls for McConnell to Step Down: ‘Do I Think McConnell Should Be Leader? No.’

https://www.cbsnews.com/news/mitch-mcconnell-stepping-down-senate-republican-leader/

According to the NYT, he "acknowledged that his national security views have put him out of step with a party now headed by Donald Trump."

So basically, whoever replaces him is going to be even worse.

Oh boy.

Translation: he "acknowledged that his national security views have put him out of step with a party now headed by Vladimir Putin."

What views did he have that went against Trump?! I'm genuinely surprised by this

Ukraine, mainly.

Not rolling over and letting Putin have whatever he wants.