Santa's... er, Satan's Sinfully Wholesome Political Memes

Despite any claims to the contrary made by insecure little conservative manbabies who like to posture about how "I can't possibly not manspread on the subway because my balls are JUST TOO GARGANTUAN" (yes, I've seen a few of these on Facebook), we can do all of those things.

The main problem that can arise is things ending up resting in an inconvenient manner and needing to be, uh, readjusted to get them out of the way.

Which is why, if you see a guy who appears to be trying to find something that is buried in the very bottom of his pants pocket underneath his wallet, it's best not to pay attention.

Oh, I know “manspreading” is not necessary. And all those things can be done. It’s the last part of which I was speaking. I mean …, [in my younger years] I could run and jump and … do all kinds of physical things, the bouncing did make it necessary for … garments to secure them. Same as men. I was just commenting that much as I hated dealing with the boobs (always the tomboy, I was) I’d have hated much more to have … all that … dangling and having to deal with.

Manspreading is not necessary, but it is a hell of a lot more comfortable. Yes, balls are fucking sensitive. Yes, you can and should sit with your legs closer together when people need to share seating, but I get when it is not packed you can manspread.

What I need to know is why certain people need to be so close to random strangers when things are not crowded. WTF is wrong with women who have to pick a seat right next to a man who has his legs spread when there is tons of room around? Get the fuck away from me if there is space. Why is it that when I get on a line at the supermarket and there are multiple registers open I have to have some twat right behind me touching me? What is up with people who all need to travel in a fucking pack when they are random? I used to find it amazing that at toll booths there was always one with a line and then there were empty ones. I have watched people be invited to a newly opening register, and not go because they are on the line.

I would love to say it is all men being assholes, but there is nothing like a relaxing man that pisses some women off and forces them to have to do something about it.

While it's true that Republicans will shriek "communist!" at any Democratic nominee, the question is whether it will stick.

They tried it with Biden, and independents didn't buy it. The guy who actually isn't a socialist, but likes to call himself one because he enjoys being a provocateur, would likely have been a different story.

Just because people don’t understand a concept does not mean a person who uses a word is a “provocateur”. I do believe Bernie is a provocateur, but not because he calls himself a socialist. Rather he is one who provokes and pushes and will do what he can to make changes for good.

Calling him a provocateur because he calls himself a word you don’t understand is much like … UA not liking the word “equitable”.

Two sides of the same coin refusing to see themselves for what they are.

As a child, I was the weak, scrawny child. So, I would totally buy into that trans agenda.

Texting with a friend and she said something about “Dark Brandon” and I didn’t know what she meant. Went to google and I found this. And now I’m liking these nearly as much as the Obama/Biden memes.

There's at least 20 Dark Brandon posts in this fucking thread.

When people say they are calling you out for genuinely not understanding the topic or bothering to educate yourself, believe them.

Fuck off.

Nope.

I posted the first one in this thread nearly a month ago. And then I did another one a week or so later. And then another one a few days after that.

I've got a bunch more on my phone that I haven't posted yet, because I didn't want to hear people bitching that I just post Dark Brandon memes, but if you've missed them, you haven't been paying attention.

So … because I see a meme that means I automatically know the name someone wants to categorize those memes?

It’s not as if memes aren’t reposted all the fucking time, so bite my ass if I reposted a meme you posted a fucking month ago.

Can Britain celebrate it soon?

Please.

Pretty much all Dark Brandon memes have Dark Brandon in the meme or hashtag it.

I'm just pointing that out as it might spark some neural activity in a regular person.

Not sure if you’re agreeing with Tererun or not, but all but one that I see on that map is after 1900. So, it appears rather than being the colonizer, Queen Elizabeth II was the liberator.

Doubt it. Just because you place importance on something, doesn’t mean everyone does. So, I’ll repeat. Go fuck yourself.

You're not repeating that. You told me to fuck off. Fucking myself is an entirely different proposition.

Yeah, about that. This article is rather kind compared to some others, and includes such gems as

Not to mention she didn't think that Princess Di helping AIDS victims was a good thing.

Totally was not … trying to defend QEII. Only that she isn’t the colonizer TYT were making her out to be. I think James Acaster does a much better job at highlighting the atrocities the British Empire committed. But, as has been pointed out, it wasn’t Elizabeth. No, her sins were committed against her own grandson and his children. Not to mention Diana - presumably. Not that I’m privy to anything except what is reported.

Diana was the Royal the country deserved.

You're redeeming yourself quite a lot.

If you know the name of the bear who is his arch-enemy, I'll even take over washing Albert's underoos for a month.

I couldn’t even tell you the name of my niece’s bear. I think he’s funny. And, as far as washing UA’s underoos goes …, you’ll have to take that up with him. I don’t do his laundry.