Santa's... er, Satan's Sinfully Wholesome Political Memes

"Gozh Pesh"?

Cyrillic characters picked because of their resemblance to "Fox News."

Nicolas II abdicated on March 15th.

These two memes appeared one above the other in my newsfeed.

That last character makes it "Gozh Peshb."

That's less "piss jug" and more "shit stain".

@Paladin is overjoyed

Paladin is in the crowd on the opposite side of the stadium and only cares if the big capitalism tower is casting a shadow on his view of the game.

And that is a perfect fucking metaphor.

Russia doesn't need another scared kid with no training.