you wish! And true! I do play with army men! The next person has pulled the stickers off of a rubik's cube to make it look like they did it.
I started doing that, but the stickers weren't coming off in one piece. The person below me would like to eat the flying spaghetti monster.
True. The next person claims to think cow-tipping is a redneck sport and beneath them, but secretly relishes the thought of going out to the pasture to tip just one more time.
False. Never actually tipped a cow. I'm kind of scared of them. Along with horses. The next person has once had the desire to rob a bank, just to see if they could do it...
True The next person wants to run off to Bermuda and live on the beach as bum just to be close to the ocean.
False. I already live 5 minutes from the ocean. The next person is about to go make a gingerbread house...
False: Although I do have the mold for one I've never used it. Maybe cookies. How did you know The next person has Gephyrophobia.
That reminds me for some reason of when I was in Kindergarten. Our teachers had a ginger bread man that they cut up and put various parts around the school and as a class we had to follow clues to find all the pieces. When we had all the pieces we got to eat the gingerbread man. Or at least another gingerbread man that looked like the other one, since the first one had glue on it from where they would stick it to a board and put the pieces together as we found them.
False, all I'm wearing is a blue dressing-gown... The person below me watched sport today, either live or on TV.
False--I don't even know where that river is! The person below me secretly envies the life of Veruca Salt.
Well I guess a turtle could be considered exotic. The next person isn't convinced that Y can sometimes be a vowel.
five of em, in fact! (not well, but play em I can.) The person below me seeks inner peace through bathrobes and chocolate.
Mostly true. Replace "chocolate" with "starburst". The next person has had sex with an inanimate object (or attempted to!)..
Not since high school science class! The person below me can recite Star Trek dialog perfectly along with the episodes, just like singing along with a song.
True, if you're referring to the Robert Palmer reference. Otherwise false. The next person has been working the Internet in search of a Russian "mail-order" bride.
... I really don't have anything to say to that. The person below me is the gayest thing on television. Tinkywinky times ten! GAY ten!
False! Never happen! The person below me still doesn't know how to use their cell phone, because they won't read the manual!
Fasle! ...I lost the manual.. The next person is celebrating festivus instead of Christmas this year.