Say Something About The Person Below You!

I got this from another forum. It did really well. Here's how it works: Make a statement about the next person. Obviously, you don't know who it will be. Then, the next person will say either true or false ( you can also comment) and then make a statement for the next person. The statement can be about anything. So, here it goes!



The next person doesn't like any of the presidential candidates.

True!

The next person is the hottest chick on the board.

True.
The next poster is a European.
[action=Linda R.]checks the time before posting. [/action]

Ha!! Little did you know that I have converted to the vampire shift!

* Elwood realizes this is in the green room.

Erm...

Umm...



Huh...

Well...

The person below is...not...a...hippie??

True.

The next person is socially liberal but fiscally conservative and is not a Christian.

The person below me right this second is Charlize Theron. Not a good time to risk offending her.
Oh, you mean on WF........never mind.

False--oldfella could NEVER score Charlize Theron under any circumstances!

The person below me appreciates fine cigars and fine women!

... haha....

The person below me collects rusty spoons and had a library of buy-to-own DVDs starring Donald Duck.

Hey, those will make me some serious money someday...

... And I like donald duck...


The person below me is a badger enthusiast.

Afraid not. I really should have been below Nautica!!

The person below me has a sad hidden devotion to a star-trek spin off, internet bulletin board!

true...

The person below me has something better to do than posting here, yet still comes back each day to WF.

It's a sickness.

The person below me is not dead.

^ Also false.

The person below me likes his coffee like he likes his women- in a plastic cup.

In a D cup, actually.

The person below me will be or has been repeatedly insulted by a dachshund in drag.

It's true!

The person below me needs a hug.

False, I'm good right now.

The person below me eats poop.

False - I'm hooked on mayo sandwiches

The next person still owns a VCR.

True--several, actually.

The person below me looks better in fishnet stockings and a miniskirt than I do!

False


The next person had a secret crush on Phyllis Diller!

It's her laugh, it's magical!

The next person cooks lamb's heads in mungfish

What can I say, it takes a damn good cook for that to be tasty.

The next person restores vintage WW2 underwear.

True - and they are so comfortable!


The next person picks their nose.

False, I use a tissue to blow my nose.



The next person secretly loves to sniff their own farts.

Only in the bath...

Next person is a southern meat and taters type who secretly eats vegan once a month.

False!

The next person has swallowed over 200 pieces of bubblegum and can now blow pink bubbles out their ass.

True, but you said you'd never tell!

The next person votes Democratic but secretly loves listening to Rush Limbaugh and Bill O'reilly.

FALSE!!

I have no idea what political party I could or would be a part of.

The next person has really hairy big toes.

Not today, I shaved.

The person below me wears lipstick on their privates.

True, but it's Meka's lipstick.

The next person plays with little green army men!