Sex with Mirrors

Discussion in 'The Red Room' started by Rifle Spryte, Dec 12, 2007.

  1. Rifle Spryte

    Rifle Spryte Ginger Snatch

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    I used to have a very wide mirror on my closet doors beside my bed. It made happy time very fun.
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  2. oldfella1962

    oldfella1962 the only real finish line

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    I never really liked the idea of seeing myself have sex...it's weird.
  3. Meka

    Meka At peace.

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    I :wub: it. Especially those gilded mirrors left over from the 70's. Man those are awesome.
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  4. Ward

    Ward A Stepford Husband

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    But how do you get those little glass shards out of your hands?
  5. Meka

    Meka At peace.

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    OWWW!!! Bock! Way to ruin the imagery dude! :lol:
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  6. Ward

    Ward A Stepford Husband

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    Talk about needing to practice safe sex!
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  7. Lt. Mewa

    Lt. Mewa Rockefeller Center

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    I love those hotel rooms with mirrors on the ceiling.
  8. Meka

    Meka At peace.

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    I don't like those only because I have a very morbid fear of it crashing down on me and killing me. Nothing like a coroner writing THAT one up in his report....."Couple found in the missionary position. Large shards of mirror protruding from every inch of flesh. Cause of Death: Shitty job of screwing the mirror into the ceiling."
  9. Forbin

    Forbin Do you feel fluffy, punk?

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    It is interesting to look once in a while, but then I disgust myself.
  10. Ward

    Ward A Stepford Husband

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    Makes him feel like he's not really alone...
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  11. Lt. Mewa

    Lt. Mewa Rockefeller Center

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    I think you seen Bride of Chucky one too many times. :marathon:
  12. Meka

    Meka At peace.

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    Shit, does that actually happen!?! I've never seen that movie and I probably never will now!
  13. Lt. Mewa

    Lt. Mewa Rockefeller Center

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    Anyway, along with the mirrored ceiling is usually a waterbed.

    Yeah, baby!! :nana:
  14. $corp

    $corp Dirty Old Chinaman

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    A lot of girls don't like the mirror because they don't really like seeing their own bodies. They will look at every imperfection and feel uncomfortable.
  15. Rifle Spryte

    Rifle Spryte Ginger Snatch

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    It it good on water beds? I've always been afraid of motion sickness.
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    Lt. Mewa Rockefeller Center

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    Well apparently ya not doing a good enough job of distracting them. :fun:
  17. Lt. Mewa

    Lt. Mewa Rockefeller Center

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    Depends on how its filled. Some people like a lot of waves (less water) some don't (more water).
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  18. Meka

    Meka At peace.

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    I :wub: mirrors, not too keen on waterbeds. I have a hard time either :

    a) keeping my balance
    b) not wanting to throw up or,
    c) enjoying it. All that extra rocking and bouncing around is really annoying sometimes. :shrug:
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    Lt. Mewa Rockefeller Center

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    Well not for everyday but on a special one nighter they are fun.
  20. Marso

    Marso High speed, low drag.

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    I heartily, heartily approve of this thread. :techman:
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  21. bryce

    bryce Optimism - It's Back!

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    It's like watching porn.

    Only I'm in it!

    :D
  22. Rifle Spryte

    Rifle Spryte Ginger Snatch

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    I'm glad I could draw such entertainment
  23. Elwood

    Elwood I know what I'm about, son.

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    Mirrors on the ceiling with a revolving heart shaped bed covered in a red velvet comforter. I'm swarvey and deboner like that. :yes:
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  24. brudder1967

    brudder1967 this is who we are

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    But have you ever videotaped you and your partner?

    :?:
  25. Uncle Albert

    Uncle Albert Part beard. Part machine.

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    One of our favorite local hotel rooms has a hot tub surrounded on 3 sides by mirrors.

    :diacanu:
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  26. Volpone

    Volpone Zombie Hunter

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    The big problem I have with mirrors is that I always thought my fuck face made me look sultry and spiritual. I found out I just look retarded.

    But it all worked out because the girl I was dating at the time liked that she had the power to make me look retarded.
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  27. matthunter

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    Sex with mirrors = not good if you're self-conscious about your jiggly bits.
  28. Starchaser

    Starchaser Fallen Angel

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    This thread needs pics. :starchaser:
  29. Chuck

    Chuck Go Giants!

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    You left out the giant velvet picture of Elvis

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  30. frontline

    frontline Hedonistic Glutton Staff Member Moderator

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    With a bottle of crovossier and two glasses nearby?