Shakespeare: Too sexy for Florida schools!

So I guess the question is whether or not wearing white gogo boots to a natural disaster constitutes a drag performance. We know he was performing, and he was wearing women's clothing, but I do not think he qualified with the musical number.

Oh yeah, there's definitely some stuff in Shakespeare that kids shouldn't be reading.

Like in this one play, some angels came to visit a dude, and a bunch of people wanted to have their way with the angels (sexually), so they knocked on the dudes door and demanded he send the angels out for playtime (sexually), then he was all "Nah, angels don't have peepees or buttholes so that won't be much fun. Here, fuck my daughters instead. Then some other stuff happened, and later that guy's daughters got him super drunk and had their way with him (sexually), hoping to get pregnant.

Oh, wait, that was the Bible.

I would charge tuition for it, yes. If that gives you unhappy feelings, you are always free to donate your own income to the cause.

No he's not. The conspiracy theories against George Soros are proof you right-wing assholes just want it all burnt down unopposed, and will hurl a shit tornado if you are.

Objection. I am not "right wing." Not even for the grievous offense of disagreeing with entitled piss babies like Amaris.

You are so right wing you are detached from the meaning of the word right wing.

Why do you care what I call you?
It's just words on a screen, right?

Full-blown commies are proud of the fact.
Fanatical righties are shy like a stripper on their first day.
I dunno what that's about.
Can't be a guilty conscience, we know they don't have those.

Just words on a screen,
That is what we are.
Federal Farmer's green,
UA's always wrong.
Sail away with me,
To TrekBBS.
Where we piss off Bonz together,
Wordforgers forever!

Not iambic enough.

This writer's strike sucks.

I'm off to study the deviant motion of a muon. Ttfn.

Fundie Conservatives: "You're a communist!"
Communists: "Yes. I am a communist, and you're a fascist."
Fundie Conservatives: "No, I'm alt-right! I'm independent! I'm a free-thinker! I'm a traditionalist! "

Writers'.

They'd have known that.