Shen, I Have Just Parallel Parked in Corinth

Dude. Don’t be dense.

Who hasn't known his mother?

What could possibly go wrong?

Odd how you got it right in Post #8 and now you're regressing, Dudette.

biblical sense?

what's with the gravel at the bottom of the plate?

That's what I thought it was at first. The whole thing looks disgusting. And at least partially explains the obesity epidemic in the U.S.

Why is it that so many fundie christians are morbidly obese? Is that the one sin they allow themselves or something?

It is a point of great hypocrisy and shame for me personally. I have wrestled with my weight up and down since high school.

Please pray for me.

I would think the same admonition would be appropriate for you.

Lord, please hear my prayer and allow @Scott Hamilton Robert E Ron Paul Lee to not be such a big fatty. I beseech you to turn his Doritos into granola and his Coca-Cola into at least Diet Coke. Unclog his arteries, Father, and remove the extra chins and the man tits. In Jesus' name I pray, Amen.

Done.

Are those lima beans?

They look more like Navy beans to me, but it’s hard to tell from that photo.