Should Mewa Loose His Black Card?

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  1. Jeff Cooper Disciple

    Jeff Cooper Disciple You've gotta be shittin' me.

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    In this thread right here: http://wordforge.net/showthread.php?t=60637 he doesn;t know who Robert Johnson, King of the Delta Blues is.

    My friends, we have Lt. Mewa, a black man who doesn't know about how Robert Johnson sold his soul tot he devil at the crossroads for the best finger picking ability ever. Is this enough to take his Black Card? I mean, if a cracker like me knows who Robert Johnson is, and a brother like Mewa doesn't, there is something seriously wrong with Mewa's knowledge of all things black.

    what say you Wordforge? Is the Red Room's Hippest Brother to keep his credentials?

    :evilpop:
     
    Jeff Cooper Disciple, Apr 22, 2008
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  2. Ward

    Ward A Stepford Husband

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    :rolleyes: :lol:
     
    Ward, Apr 22, 2008
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    I'm so white Albinos call me "cracker" and I know the history of Robert Johnson. Wow.

    Of course, I have a musical background, so that could be why. :D


    J.
     
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  4. Lt. Mewa

    Lt. Mewa Rockefeller Center

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    :unuts:
     
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  5. Marso

    Marso High speed, low drag.

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    I think Mewa's 'black card' is genetically encoded.
     
    Marso, Apr 22, 2008
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  6. Jeff Cooper Disciple

    Jeff Cooper Disciple You've gotta be shittin' me.

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    Walter Williams is more of a brother than Mewa is. He knows who Robert Johnson is and has mentioned him before.
     
    Jeff Cooper Disciple, Apr 22, 2008
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  7. garamet

    garamet "The whole world is watching."

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    And Eric Clapton is blacker than alla yez. :P
     
    garamet, Apr 22, 2008
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  8. Lt. Mewa

    Lt. Mewa Rockefeller Center

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    First off, Obama is a snowball next to black coal Robert Johnson.

    Sorry pal, but I only go back to BB King. Plus I don't even like blues.

    I bet that has you wanting to start another thread. :ramen:
     
    Lt. Mewa, Apr 22, 2008
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  9. Jeff Cooper Disciple

    Jeff Cooper Disciple You've gotta be shittin' me.

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    How do you manage to look at yourself in the mirror?
     
    Jeff Cooper Disciple, Apr 22, 2008
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  10. Lt. Mewa

    Lt. Mewa Rockefeller Center

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    They play blues at my barber shop cuz the old fuckers control the music there.
     
    Lt. Mewa, Apr 22, 2008
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  11. Muad Dib

    Muad Dib Probably a Dual Deceased Member

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    What? :wtf:
     
    Muad Dib, Apr 22, 2008
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  12. Lt. Mewa

    Lt. Mewa Rockefeller Center

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    I guess you have all of Lawrence Welk and Barry Manilow, right?!
     
    Lt. Mewa, Apr 22, 2008
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  13. Muad Dib

    Muad Dib Probably a Dual Deceased Member

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    De-negro yourself immediately! :mob:
     
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  14. Lt. Mewa

    Lt. Mewa Rockefeller Center

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    My family is from the West Indies. We listened to calypso when I was young.
     
    Lt. Mewa, Apr 22, 2008
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  15. Jeff Cooper Disciple

    Jeff Cooper Disciple You've gotta be shittin' me.

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    It's mayo and white bread for Mewa from now on.
     
    Jeff Cooper Disciple, Apr 22, 2008
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  16. Lt. Mewa

    Lt. Mewa Rockefeller Center

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    Whole wheat, please.
     
    Lt. Mewa, Apr 22, 2008
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  17. Muad Dib

    Muad Dib Probably a Dual Deceased Member

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    I guess this means no more watermelon, fried chicken, and Colt 45 Malt Liquor jokes.

    It's the end of an era. :(
     
    Muad Dib, Apr 22, 2008
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  18. Jenee

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    Oh, yea! Bob Marley!!

    Red, red wine
    Go to my head
    Makes me forget that I
    Still need her so

    Red, red wine
    It's up to you
    All I can do, I've done
    Memories won't go
    Memories won't go

    I'd have sworn
    That with time
    Thoughts of you
    Would leave my head
    I was wrong
    Now I find
    Just one thing makes me forget

    Red, red wine
    Stay close to me
    Don't let me be alone
    It's tearin' apart
    My blue, blue heart

    I'd have sworn
    That with time
    Thoughts of her
    Would leave my head
    I was wrong
    And I find
    Just one thing makes me forget

    Red, red wine
    Stay close to me
    Don't let me be alone
    It's tearin' apart
    My blue, blue heart

    ----

    Red Red Wine Toast Section

    Red red wine you make me feel so fine
    You keep me rocking all of the time
    Red red wine you make me feel so grand
    I feel a million dollars when your just in my hand
    Red red wine you make me feel so sad
    Any time I see you go it make me feel bad
    Red red wine you make me feel so fine
    Monkey pack him rizla pon the sweet dep line
    Red red wine you give me whole heap of zing
    Whole heap of zing mek me do me own thing
    Red red wine you really know how fi love
    Your kind of loving like a blessing from above
    Red red wine I love you right from the start
    Right from the start with all of my heart
    Red red wine in a 80's style
    Red red wine in a modern beat style, yeah

    Give me little time, help me clear up me mind
    Give me little time, help me clear up me mind
    Give me Red wine because it make me feel fine
    Mek me feel fine all of the time
    Red red wine you make me feel so fine
    Monkey pack him rizla on the sweet dep line
    The line broke, the monkey get choke
    Burn bad ganja pon him little rowing boat

    Red red wine I'm gonna hold on to you
    Hold on to you cause I know you love true
    Red red wine I'm gonna love you till I die
    Love you till I die and that's no lie
    Red red wine can't get you out my mind
    Where ever you maybe I'll surely find
    I'll surely find, make no fuss just stick with us.

    Give me little time, help me clear up me mind
    Give me little time, help me clear up me mind
    Give me Red wine because it make me feel fine
    Mek me feel fine all of the time
    Red red wine you make me feel so fine
    Monkey pack him rizla on the sweet dep line
    The line broke, the monkey get choke
    Burn bad ganja pon him little rowing boat

    Red red wine you really know how fi love
    Your kind of loving like a blessing from above
    Red red wine I love you right from the start
    Right from the start with all of my heart
    Red red wine you give me whole heap of zing
    Whole heap of zing mek me do me own thing
    Red red wine in a 80's style
    Red red wine in a modern beat style, yeah.
     
    Jenee, Apr 22, 2008
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  19. Ward

    Ward A Stepford Husband

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    I bet he can't even sing us a n***** work song.
     
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  20. Lt. Mewa

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    OK, I'm supposed to be a certain kind of black. I'm supposed to have certain interest.

    Is it OK if I have the same view of whites?

    What time is the green bean casserole being served at your home tonight?

    You tuck in your pajama shirt, right?

    You can't dance to save your life, right?

    You drink beer with all your meals, right?!
     
    Lt. Mewa, Apr 22, 2008
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  21. Muad Dib

    Muad Dib Probably a Dual Deceased Member

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    :?:
     
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  22. Lt. Mewa

    Lt. Mewa Rockefeller Center

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    That's reggae. And Red Red Wine is white reggae.
     
    Lt. Mewa, Apr 22, 2008
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  23. Ward

    Ward A Stepford Husband

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    pajamas? What's that? No. I can't dance. Don't ask me. Don't drink beer at all. Green bean casserole? Not as long as I'm buying.
     
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  24. Lt. Mewa

    Lt. Mewa Rockefeller Center

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    Come on! You know that's how it is for you.
     
    Lt. Mewa, Apr 22, 2008
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  25. Muad Dib

    Muad Dib Probably a Dual Deceased Member

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    I sleep nekked.

    teh wemenz like it that way. :yes:
     
    Muad Dib, Apr 22, 2008
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  26. Ward

    Ward A Stepford Husband

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    Hey! I'm working for Mel Brooks!
     
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  27. Jenee

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    :lol:

    I know. I thought you'd get a kick out of that.
     
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  28. Lt. Mewa

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    To old West Indians. Bob Marley is the enemy and they don't care for that upstart reggae music.
     
    Lt. Mewa, Apr 22, 2008
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  29. Lt. Mewa

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    Where the white women?
     
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    Ward A Stepford Husband

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    I've got to at least have a hair net. That Grecian Formula stuff plays havoc with the pillows.
     
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