I agree. The problem isn't the number of smilies. It's the lack of organization. Maybe we could use the Dewey Decimal System. I could explain it further, but that would involve math in the Red Room and I'd have to warn myself.
What, now? Lanzman wants to finance the board by taxing us for the number of posts we make in the Red Room? Overthrow the tyrant!
Warning to Muad'dib for implying the possibility of a warning to Muad'dib from Muad'dib. Comments to the dust bunnies under Tamar's couch.
See, everyone? The government is always watching! As soon as you do something on line, you're in trouble for it. Lanz, I was just joking! I didn't really mean it! And those PMs to all [-]the other co-conspirators[/-] my friends were just jokes, too! Please, I have a wife and children to feed! We all love you. Please don't delete my ac--