Actually, that sounds a lot like the news story critiques I do. "Having to sit through your story makes me envy the deaf and the blind!"
I can't read a review without imagining Simon Cowell's voice: "This was without a doubt the very worst entertainment humankind could conjure up. I wish I could irreparably burn my eyes from six hours of industrial welding then drive muddy tent stakes into my ears while a Busweiser Clydsdale horse dances on my testicles."
Actually, here's my review: Too small, too much hair, would not be an ideal candidate for good eatin'.
I heard they gave the kitten drugs to make it sleepy. What's the name of that "date rape" drug again? Cancel that! I just researched it - the kitten was listening to a Romney speech.
Cute...but you should never, ever play with a kitten that way. It teaches them that hands are toys to be attacked...and while adorable at this stage, it won't be later when the cat is scratching the fuck out of this silly owner.
I've been using my youngest cat to train myself to move faster. I'm closely watching their slight clues to judge exactly when they will attack the toy I'm holding, and moving fast enough to not get tagged. I'm realizing that this is why they can catch rattlesnakes and I cannot. But I am getting faster!
I taught my kitty to wrestle like that and he knows when to dial it back. I don't normally get cuts or scratches from wrestling the cat. It's simple, really, when he bites too hard or scratches me, I tap him on the nose and hold him down. Teaches him "no" without hurting him. Only had to wear long sleeves the first few times we play fought.
