So, I was out on the town last night and met one of the regulars from the tavern I work at (I'm a bar manager). We were discussing massage parlors and, there being one round the corner, we investigated. Unfortunately, being as pissed as I was, I was unable to "complete" the deal. That aside, it was fun! Had a lovely, soapy shower with a courtesan named Bobbie - 30ish, medium height and rocking body. She went overtime given I was more eager to give HER a massage as opposed to her giving me one. Secondly - and most satisfying - was the fact she got all the other girls in to take a peek at my member. I knew I was well endowed (6'4" - I should bloody think so!), but such attention was unexpected. We had a good laugh, both at a) my tendency to look at myself in the mirror while we were fucking and b) the pinky finger dicks she often has to cater for. So - though I was drunk - I look back on it with a smile. I broke the two year drought (though not exactly in the circumstances I had envisaged). And yes, I wore protection.
Unexpected? Damn man if your junk measures in at six feet, four inches you should be used to the attention.
Maybe StarMan thinks the ' & " we use to indicate feet & inches are directly inter-changeable with the cm & mm they use for centimeters & millimeters?
