So is this like The Champagne Room?

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  1. Tex

    Tex Forge or die. Administrator Formerly Important

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    How much is a lapdance?
    Tex, Jan 19, 2007
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  3. Caboose

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    :unsure: No it's not the champagne room or no you won't give him a lap dance?
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    Techman Still smilin' Deceased Member

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  5. Uncle Albert

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    [action=Uncle Albert]pulls on his g-string. [/action]

    :belly:
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  6. Mrs. Albert

    Mrs. Albert demented estrogen monster

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    depends on who you want it from. Meka is $50 a song. UA is free.
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  7. Meka

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    Already whoring me out? damn, I ain't even got my tassels on yet woman!
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  8. Mrs. Albert

    Mrs. Albert demented estrogen monster

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    I would never whore you. :cry: It's just a dance.






    tex - she's kinda uppity today, so I'll let you have one for $40. :rolleyes:

    :P
    Mrs. Albert, Jan 19, 2007
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  9. Dan Leach

    Dan Leach Climbing Staff Member Moderator

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    :fruit: :hitit: :yeehaw: :meka: :D
    Dan Leach, Jan 19, 2007
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  10. Meka

    Meka At peace.

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    :lol: Oh fine, all picky on the terminology now are we?! Sheesh. :rolleyes:
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  11. Tex

    Tex Forge or die. Administrator Formerly Important

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    "Just a dance." That's what they always say, isn't it Mrs A? ;)

    All I know is that you don't get your money's worth if you wear jeans to a strip club... :soholy:
    Tex, Jan 19, 2007
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  13. Mrs. Albert

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    You don't get your money's worth if you're a guy PERIOD. They're much friendlier with the girls, IMO. :yes2:
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  14. Uncle Albert

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    Anyone who escorts you to a titty bar gets their money's worth, dear.

    :nyer:
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  16. Mrs. Albert

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  17. actormike

    actormike Okay, Connery...

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    Tex is getting the Gold Room mixed up with the Gold Club.
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  18. The Original Faceman

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