So Long and Thanks For All The Fish!

You will probably notice that I no longer have the Admin pips so I figure I should say something.

Right now my medical issues are becoming more difficult at the moment and if you read my Blue Room thread, you know I will be having surgery soon. I am not very well and completely exhausted and can't really do the job, especially during a high energy transition.

You all know how much I love you guys, I don't exactly hide it and I've been very happy and proud to serve all these years and would be happy to do so again someday if my situation improves.

I know you'll understand and some of you will throw a party, you naughty buggers, but it's just what I need to do right now.

Love you always!

Now watch your asses...I don't have any need to restrain myself anymore after all.

Be back soon.

Get better! Thanks for your service.

Great. Who's gonna run the Tamarchives?

Packard.

We're fucked. A German's in charge of records!

I'm sure it's all fine, but still... Can we see a picture of Tamar holding up today's newspaper, please?

Hope you feel better soon.

Get ready for a long-absent Wordforge tradition, the Tamar Deathwatch thread. Tamar will abruptly stop posting, people will eventually notice, then "Zel" will post a thread (or respond in the candlelight vigil thread) with a cryptic message about her condition/progress. Tamar will then triumphantly reappear a few days later to dozens of pos reps.

Feel better soon.

Fuck off.

You're just jealous because if you were sick no one would give a shit.

Well...I'd kind of like to be there to snort his last breath through a Donald Duck straw.
What?

That will be forthcoming -- but photoshop pictures take a little while, you know. Please be patient...

We sure had our differences but girl, you were modding this place for more than 10 years. You have earned your retirement. Thanks for everything you did for Wordforge! And may this surgery finally help you get back on your feet - good luck!

*Lays hand on Tamar's forehead*
HEAL!!!​

A cutting edge riposte up to your usual standards I see.

I wish you well.

Get well.

I hope you're back soon!

Well, I'm not going to butter you up just because of an obvious rep whoring thread. Your departure is long overdue and welcome. You have been the most divisive mod on the board.

Notwithstanding, I wish you well with your various treatments.

Wouldn't it be fascinating if, unbeknownst to you, I was the anesthesiologist?

I hear gastric bypass techniques have improved a lot in recent years. So, I guess there's hope you may see the outside of your basement bedroom yet again....

Oh come on. You've got to admit that you do milk it a bit.

For the record, you're not the only one to have have health issues or shit in their lives.

Is there still no touching in the champagne room?

Eh...I wrote a bunch of crap but then remembered I don't have to explain or justify a damn thing to a couple of hateful assholes who don't know what they are talking about or really give two shits about this place or anyone in it.

If it was unnecessary then I don't see the need to even say anything.

Isn't it time for Tamar's mid-afternoon turning? Maud, you're a nurse, help her out. Bed sores are a real bitch.