Someone's Life is Now Complete

I posted this in another thread a while back, but that's a great example of a Crash Blossom.

John Cena has an unexpected and dreadful superpower!

I’m sure whoever wrote this review is happy Buzzfeed spotted it.

Yeah, just keep laughing until we find out he has a three chambered heart!

Who was the last, Randy Johnson?

This is a ribbeting headline.

I hope the bullet at least knocked first.

And then there's this.

those Billy Joel groupies are something else! And Billy's initials are......B.J. so we should have seen this coming (no pun intended).

in this case I really feel for the medical staff who had to treat him for it.

Were they stoned?

The ‘Ike Dike’ Is the Army Corps of Engineers’ Largest Project Ever, but It May Not Be Big Enough

Yeah, I know, only a 12-year-old would laugh at "Ike Dike," but if your inner child didn't give a giggle at that, I think you're beyond help.

Sadly, the Log Cabin Republicans weren't formed until 1977, depriving political memorabilia hounds of the opportunity to collect "Dykes for Ike" buttons.

Dildo Man Photographs Huge Ice Penis in Canada

I'm pretty sure an editor assigned this story just so they could run a photo of this sculpture with it.

Someone got fired, I'm sure

Yep.

Dumbasses.

I would've expected this out of the Midwest but that station is like....right there in San Francisco, which one of the largest Asian communities in the US.

They deserved to get sacked for that level of incompetence

I think it was probably just some doofuses trying to be funny rather than something with actual hate behind it, but familiarity/proximity also breeds contempt. Your fellow Californian, Dinner, is proof of that.