Something I was wondering about nu-"Star Trek"...

Fact: Sulu never had a girlfriend.
Fact: Sulu never mentioned chasing after poon.
Fact: Sulu was from San Francisco.
Fact: Sulu's daughter never mentioned a mother.
Fact: Sulu pranced around, shirtless and oiled up, with a sword in "The Naked Time"
Fact: Sulu drank tea from a teacup with a saucer on the bridge of his ship while every other captain drank coffee.

Conclusion: Sulu loved the cock.

He's French.

And bald.

And French.

Sulu had a daughter...Where'd she come from- a turkey baster?

Demora Has Two Daddies.

Bah. Sulu had a daughter in Generations. Therefore this supposed-daughter is clearly non-canon.

And, as Garamet will corroborate, there was a lot of footage from the helicopter scene that was cut for the theatrical release. Remember, they didn't have PG-13 back in those days. "If you loan me your helicopter I'll suck your cock" would've gotten ST-IV an R rating.

Finally, from the Wiki entry: "...Throughout the series, Sulu is shown having many interests and hobbies, including botany..."

Clearly, Sulu liked the cock. Equally clearly, Starfleet has a "don't ask, don't tell" policy, like the US military. So it would be interesting to see if they will make nu-Sulu a closeted homosexual.

Everyone knows it's only possible for two daddies to make a baby if they're human and vulcan, ala Kirk & Spock's bastard lovechild, Kock.

Which is why I'm not indulging in it.

for most of us under 40, that usually is the reaction

...I'm sorry, that's a horrible impression of baba.

Fixed

God-damn. You guys are falling down on the job. I hang a softball out there like this and none of the regulars swing at it?!

It is a sad day when I have to bring out a dual to make fun of myself.

Having a dual is ghey.

That you know about.

That you know about. It's not like he started threads in the RR to keep us updated.

Inconclusive.

Except for Spock, how many characters' mothers are mentioned? In one scene with - what - one or two lines of dialogue?

As opposed to how many times Kirk ran around shirtless, armed or otherwise? Let's not even mention the wrestling scene...

"Tea, Earl Grey, hot."

So you say...

You all miss the obvious. NuSulu will be obsessed with finding weed and White Castle cheeseburgers.

I'm afraid of this happening.

Now that I think about it, Christian Slater was a little jumpy about having to go to the captain's quarters in the middle of the night...

You would be too if you thought Captain Sulu might try to perform a barricade landing in your hangar deck.