Something I was wondering about nu-"Star Trek"...

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  1. Volpone

    Volpone Zombie Hunter

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    I wonder if they're retcon Sulu and make him gay.
  2. Lt. Mewa

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    His character is not gay.
  3. Black Dove

    Black Dove Mildly Offensive

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    Now you can't tell me that Chekov didn't like to take it up the ass when he could get it.

    Personally, here's hoping that Uhura is gay. I'd love to see some of that 23rd Century lesbo action.

    :drool:
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  4. Lt. Mewa

    Lt. Mewa Rockefeller Center

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    Chekov was pretty girl crazy. Got his ass killed over a girl in the OK Corral ep.

    Sulu has a daughter and in the books he was good friends with Uhura.

    But all this has nothing to do with the JOKES.

    Let the JOKES begin!!!
  5. Black Dove

    Black Dove Mildly Offensive

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    Here's the biggest Star Trek joke of all time.....






















    Star Trek: Nemesis

    :rofl:
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  6. Yelling Bird

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    It was a funny one, though.
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  7. Ten Lubak

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    Spock is teh ghey. No straight man has abs like that.

    [​IMG]

    Asshole.
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  8. garamet

    garamet "The whole world is watching."

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    Sulu isn't gay.

    Let's retcon all Rock Hudson movies while we're at it.
  9. Muad Dib

    Muad Dib Probably a Dual Deceased Member

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    Wishful thinking, Volpone? :?:
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  10. Linda R.

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    :yes:

    George Takei is gay. Sulu ain't
    Rock Hudson was gay. Doris Day's various partners weren't
    Rupert Everett is gay. Prince Charming isn't.
    Billy Crystal is straight. Jodie Dallas was gay.

    There's a pattern here, but I'm damned if I can see what it is... :chris:



    :garamet:
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    Huh, learn something new every day. :|
  12. brudder1967

    brudder1967 this is who we are

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    You watch a lot of shows with gay actors in them???

    :finger:
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  13. Muad Dib

    Muad Dib Probably a Dual Deceased Member

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    Acting!

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  14. Linda R.

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    :shrug: Everybody does.
    Awful lot of people out there still in the closet...
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  15. garamet

    garamet "The whole world is watching."

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    Oh, the stories I could tell...but I can't...
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    You can! You can!


    ;)
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  17. marathon

    marathon Calm Down, Europe...

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    Ellen DeGeneres? :soma:
  18. Lethesoda

    Lethesoda Quixiotic

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    You better damn well tell some stories after that comment! I want wild, unsubstantiated claims about people I barely know. :lol: :)
  19. Volpone

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    :jayzus: Clearly, Sulu was gay. Do I need to explain how he got the helicopter in "Star Trek IV: The One With The Whales" again?
  20. garamet

    garamet "The whole world is watching."

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    No, really. Until the day comes that the general public can say "Oh, So-and-So is gay? Whatever..." I really can't say. Besides, most of it's third- or even fourth-hand information.
  21. Uncle Albert

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  22. Muad Dib

    Muad Dib Probably a Dual Deceased Member

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    Picard is gay. :yes:
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  23. The Original Faceman

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    Richard Chamberline as Jason Bourne = gay then?
  24. Raoul the Red Shirt

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    Use the PM function, garamet!
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  25. Sokar

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    Can someone do a nerd-to-English translation for me on 'retcon'?
  26. CaptainChewbacca

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    AHEM

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    You were saying? :?:
  27. Lethesoda

    Lethesoda Quixiotic

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    Or you could read Chewie's post, which is correct.
  28. CaptainChewbacca

    CaptainChewbacca Lord of Rodly Might

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    Its an abbreviation of 'retroactive continuity'. Making something make sense after the fact.
  29. Forbin

    Forbin Do you feel fluffy, punk?

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  30. Sokar

    Sokar Yippiekiyay, motherfucker. Deceased Member

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    Sweet Jesus! Sulu putting tribbles up his ass?

    OOOOH MY!!!