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  1. Uncle Albert

    Uncle Albert Part beard. Part machine.

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    If you live anywhere near Omaha, Nebraska, you're welcome. I just assured you a 10 year snowfall drought. :garamet:

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  2. Techman

    Techman Still smilin' Deceased Member

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    You're gonna be hearing those humming all summer.
  3. Dan Leach

    Dan Leach Climbing Staff Member Moderator

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    Useful for mud and snow, crap for asphalt :)
  4. Uncle Albert

    Uncle Albert Part beard. Part machine.

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    You know, they are a little noisier than I was expecting for an all terrain. But then, I was used to my bald-ass Goodyears.

    I think you might be generalizing in ignorance there, bud. I chose these particular tires in part because of their manners on the road. They're supposed to be at their best on wet or snowy pavement.
  5. Man Afraid of his Shoes

    Man Afraid of his Shoes كافر

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    BFGoodrich AT tires kick ass on asphalt. But they aren't cheap.

    I want a set of those for my Tundra, but I can't afford them right now. :(
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  6. Uncle Albert

    Uncle Albert Part beard. Part machine.

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    That's a no-shitter. Kee-rist. :shock:

    Put it off as long as I could. Shitty old Goodyears were starting to show cords, wouldn't hold a balance anymore, and were flexible enough when warmed up that they'd catch a bump in the road just and start up an oscillation that would wobble the whole frontend. Bad enough that I need another replacement stablizer 4 years after the first one I put on. Drives like a whole new truck now. :D
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  7. phantomofthenet

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    Yes, but what did Mrs. Albert get?

    [/voice of old married man experience]
  8. Uncle Albert

    Uncle Albert Part beard. Part machine.

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    As for the price, yeah, I could've gone a lot cheaper, but they wouldn't have worked as well or lasted as long, and I intend to be relying on this Jeep as my daily driver until I can't buy gasoline for it anymore. The cost is also somewhat offset by the fact that it's paid off and doesn't require monthly payments anymore.
  9. Uncle Albert

    Uncle Albert Part beard. Part machine.

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    She gets to stop hearing me bitch about my tires.
  10. AdaptationNation

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    Nice tires! :cool:

    By the way, is it physcally possible for your to make this expression IRL?


    :ualbert:

    Can you actually do the color changes, and the steam effect?
  11. Uncle Albert

    Uncle Albert Part beard. Part machine.

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    Well, I'm a pale guy, and my head does turn red when I get too...tense. I could only manage the steam thing on a really cold day, right after a hard workout, though. Then it looks like I was just pulled out of boiling water. :D
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  12. Man Afraid of his Shoes

    Man Afraid of his Shoes كافر

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    How can you tell? :unsure:
  13. Uncle Albert

    Uncle Albert Part beard. Part machine.

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    Tell when I'm tense? You'll have to ask the wife.
  14. Grammour Boy

    Grammour Boy All The Children Are Insane!!

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  15. Uncle Albert

    Uncle Albert Part beard. Part machine.

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    That's actually just two tires, photographed at different angles. I'm such a good fucking driver, I only need two.
    :discuss:

    I bought four. Four instead of five. Didn't want to pay an extra $130 for a spare, the old spare was decent enough to leave hanging back there, and I didn't wanna fuck with 5-tire rotations anyway.
    :shrug:
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  16. Elwood

    Elwood I know what I'm about, son.

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    I'll stick with my 37X12.50 Goodyear Wrangler MT/R's. That's a good road sound. :ramen:
  17. Uncle Albert

    Uncle Albert Part beard. Part machine.

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    Jesus, man. 37 inches?!?

    Do you drive something that can clear those in stock form, or is it a lifted truck?
  18. Elwood

    Elwood I know what I'm about, son.

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    They're actually on 17" wheels in my storage building. They were on my K-5. My Titan has 18" wheels. :(
  19. evenflow

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    If they're not at least E rated, they're car tires. :bergman:
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  20. Uncle Albert

    Uncle Albert Part beard. Part machine.

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    :wtf:

    Do you have something against tire sidewalls? Edging into gangsta rims territory, aintchya?
    :nyer:
    :lol:

    I don't drive a fucking Peterbilt to work every day.
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  21. Elwood

    Elwood I know what I'm about, son.

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    She takes P265/70R18s. :finger:
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  22. Uncle Albert

    Uncle Albert Part beard. Part machine.

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    It's 60" agricultural tires for evenflow, or it's nothin'.
  23. Man Afraid of his Shoes

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    I've still got the Bridgestone Duellers that my truck rolled off the assembly line with. They're getting a little worn too. Here lately, every time I take it offroad and run into a little mud, I have to put it in 4WD or I'm sliding all over the place. :(
  24. Mrs. Albert

    Mrs. Albert demented estrogen monster

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    hey....YEAH......:mad:

    I got nothin'. :weep:
  25. Uncle Albert

    Uncle Albert Part beard. Part machine.

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    I was the same way in the snow a couple of weeks ago. Pissed me right the fuck off.

    I....er....uh....

    :calli:
  26. Techman

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    Ordinary Cooper 195/65R14 for the Danger Ranger. :D
  27. Uncle Albert

    Uncle Albert Part beard. Part machine.

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    Is that really the biggest that will fit?
  28. Techman

    Techman Still smilin' Deceased Member

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    It's all the bigger it needs...plus I got 4 for what you paid for one. :lol:

    They're just about a year and half old, now...I can't see very much wear.
  29. Uncle Albert

    Uncle Albert Part beard. Part machine.

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    Define "need". I don't think 30" tires are unreasonable for an area where I could potentially see 12+ inches of snow.
  30. Techman

    Techman Still smilin' Deceased Member

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    I got around just fine. :shrug: